!! OMG, DiP IT LOW: Diplo's dick show !!
I have such a scary crush on cheeky lad-man Diplo: I've been slipping him roofies at all his gigs in the hope that he'll pass out in my arms and then I can rag him into the washroom and have him give me SOFTSERVE SEXUALS, even if I have to thumb-wedge it in there myself.
Well turns out Diplo was already in the washroom stall and upon pooping out another mighty fine twerk-worthy track took to snapping his member and posting it on instagranny only to then freak the hell out and destroy it [the photo, not the member].
Check out Dippy's dicky a la PISSY TOILET BOWL after the jump.
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