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!! OMG, "her lovely lady dump...check it out": Barbie Dream Dumpster !!


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I blooming knew that Barbie was a skank, I've always said it, those gross yellow-hey hair extensions, them Polymethyl methacrylate heels she squishes her toe-less feet into. Ever since those Bratz bitches came along she's been getting worse, she's gone from pink palatial suite to PINK'N'PURPLE PASTEL DUMP BOX !

She's a dumpster diver, and a graffiti vandal, girl that dumpster ain't your dumpster, it belongs to Pet Value, got it ? Don't say we didn't warn you when you get a load of kitty litter dumped on your fake weave early one Tuesday.

Please can they just go ahead and release Dumpster Diver Barbie, looking like Xtina in her "Dirty" video but with garbage scuba gear fashioned from bubble-wrap, and flippers made of cardboard boxes. You press her ass and she sings:

"What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that dump, I'm gonna make make make you love drunk off my dumpster-garbage-juice-that-settled-to-the-bottom-of-my-dream-trash-receptacle"

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» posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, July 19, 2013
comments: 0 | category: Funny |


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