!! OMG, presented without comment: Paris Hilton "I'm One Of The Top 5 DJs In The World" !!
...well maybe a few. I've always been a big fan of adding a "...SO." to the end of my sentences, just to drive that extra air of arrogance and assumption/delusion all the way home. It's SO Penelope from SNL.
If what Paris says is true, expect a giant burning asteroid to enter Earth's atmosphere on the 31st, because the Mayan's we're really just off by a couple of years.
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