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!! OMG, an all-out plastic WAR! "Real-life Barbie and Ken" Meet-up, Really Aren't Stoked On Eachother !!

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So, the producers of Inside Edition (The world's most trusted and reputable source for news) had the genius idea of inviting the "real-life and Barbie and Ken" aka Valeria Lukyanova and Justin Jedlica on the show and "setting them up together" (um...let's just go with it.)

Anyway -- the two met and they weren't exactly stoked on eachother! Apparently, Justin had been throwing shade at Valeria's look in other interviews, and said she basically manipulated her look the same way a drag queen does (!!), while he was the real plastic deal!

'Drag queens have put on the same illusions with makeup and costumes for years.'
That BITCH! Val also said Justin's lips were too surged, so I guess they're even. Once the couple met, they posed for pictures awkwardly, and there were no sparks between them. (This has nothing to do with the fact that Valeria doesn't have a penis attached to her for Justin.)

In related news, I wanted to let you all know that as of today, Valeria is my new spiritual mentor. She says that meditation is one of her favourite pastimes and she claimed that her "real job" is a teacher at the school of 'Out-Of-Body Travel' - an institution which reportedly teaches students how to leave their physical body and travel in the spiritual realm. YASSSS! Take me with you! (Click the video below for more glamour)


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» posted by Igor on Wednesday, January 8, 2014
comments: 1 | category: Camp |



He hits on me occasionally on A4A and his nude pics look just as plastic.

» posted by Dave | January 10, 2014 11:26 PM

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