I just recovered from last year’s chicken wing shortage like, yesterday and today I wake up to the terrifying news that this year’s Super Bowl festivities may be threatened due to a shortage of everyone’s favourite cheese-brick, Velveeta! When asked to comment, Velveeta responded by saying:
Given the incredible popularity of Velveeta this time of year, it is possible consumers may not be able to find their favourite product on store shelves over the next couple of weeks. Our retail customers are aware of the situation and we expect it to be a short-term issue.
So, this is basically how we’re taking the news (just replace the words “executive produce” with “eat” and “Bratz Movie” with “Velveeta“):