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!! OMG, cockadoodle-doo!: Man Strips, Pleasures Himself, After Crashing Into Crown Fried Chicken !!

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If you’re reading that headline and thinking to yourself “…AND?” — I’m with you! Let’s not be prudish. Let’s be honest — We’ve all been there!
After crashing into a Crown Fried Chicken joint in Philadelphia on Monday morning at 10:30 a.m, a 34-year-old Pennsauken, New Jersey, man decided the number of f*cks he gave equalled ZERO! when he exited his car, stripped down, and began masterbating on the very busy, public street.
I think this is what Oprah was referring to when she talks about having one of those “AHA!” moments. Either that, or he’s been playing way too much Grand Theft Auto 5. Anyway, the man was only charged with a DUI, but they probably let him off easy and gave him the key to the city after receiving this incredible NSFW video contribution to the planet Earth (after the jump)! Thank me later.

[via phillymag]

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