I’m not sure who the Lindsay Lohan of Germany is — but wherever she is today, she’s f*cking AUFGEREGT! (And you don’t want to see her when she’s aufgeregt. It gets messy.)
I guess Colombia made a big oopsie this week when they accidentally sent a bunch of boxes of cocaine posing as bananas to real Berlin supermarkets. The boxes somehow got further than expected, and were just short of being sold to customers when the stuff was uncovered!
This is the largest discovery of cocaine in Germany’s capital in around 15 years, and is valued at a total of 6 million euros ($9.1 million).