Oh, shiiieet! You know that when Mama O starts-a-cussin’ that shit is gonna hit the fan! Don’t make her take off her pearls! She didn’t pay buttloads to watch Lindsay Lohan remain a drug addict boozer, and Opes does NOT FAIL! When you f*ck with Oprah‘s money, you fuck with the economy!
Having said that, and even though Lindsay has angered the Gods, I will be tuning to catch The Oprah Winfrey Network‘s documentary ‘Lindsay’ which follows Lohan on her BAJILLIONTH CHANCE to clean up her act. Hopefully the BAJILLIONTH time’s a charm, because I need an I Know Who Killed Me 2! Check out the new trailer below!
I LOVE that Oprah has finally come to the dark side, and has basically moved into producing reality TV. YASS! Get it, gurl! Go where the money is!