If you happen to live in New York City today — you’re in for a ride!
Yes, grab that glass pipe, walk outside in your fair city streets, plop yourself onto one of those big comfy mattresses on the sidewalk, and get ready to have your MIND BLOWN, because the newest street drug readily available for free to you is BED BUGS! Don’t all get up at once now! I know you’ve all been looking for an excuse to bring them into your lives, so here’s your reason. And soon enough, you’ll be hooked!
Just look at Shane Watson (above) who says smoking bed bugs made him feel like he was “walking through wet concrete” (sounds like something a total bed bug junkie with no brain cells left who’s jonesing for bed bugs might say), and says that “it’s a reality. And it IS a problem.”.
Apparently people come down hard off smoking these little critters, so if you plan on picking up that couch on the corner later and making a big weekend of it, make sure to rent some of this for some Sunday morning-after watching, and hopefully you’ll still be able to count down to 1: