!! OMG, f*ck that sh*t! Russian President Vladimir Putin bans ‘foul language’ in movies and other forms of media !!

The South Park movie would not go over well in Russia this week, as President Vladimir Putin announced Monday that he will ban foul language across “a wide array of media, including cinema, events, concerts, literature and theater” according to Russia’s state-run news agency ITAR-Tass. F*CKEDY F*CK F*CK! The big bad words that could really get you in trouble, the words that Vladdy no-like are:

1) khuy (“cock”),
2) pizda (“c*nt”),
3) ebat’ (“to f*ck”)
4) and blyad (“whore” or “bitch”)

Well, there goes our entire Sunday vocabulary! I don’t know about you guys, but when someone tells me I can’t start a cussin’ — it just makes me cuss harder! Putin is just making protests that much easier… All you need is a boombox and a Wesley Willis or Peaches CD down in Red Square and you’re public enemy number one!