Keep your child’s hands away from their dangerous SIN ZONES by tying them to a cross restraint while they sleep! For those faithful parents out there who just want to subtly show the world they’re completely nuts and need a house-call from child protective services.
This IS a joke…..right? If not, who is the maniacal company that manufactures such a perverted item? I’d like to blast them a new one! And worse yet, what puritanical nutcase would do this to a child?
I hope this came from The Onion…
That’s just sick!
I have to admit, my first reaction was that this was some type of joke. But then I looked up the site and now I’m not so sure.