Times are a-changing over in Comic Book land! Yesterday we reported that Archie Andrews will meet his fate saving his gay friend, Kevin Keller, from a shooting — and now news has arrived that THOR, the Norse god of thunder and Marvel comics superhero, is now a chick!
Where else would this world news be delivered to us, but from yesterday’s episode of THE VIEW!? Whoopi even joked that female-Thor’s alter-ego was in fact, Whoopi, herself. YUH… WE WISH!
“This is not She-Thor,” says writer Jason Aaron in Marvel’s press release, published by the Mary Sue. “This is not Lady Thor. This is not Thorita. This is THOR. This is the THOR of the Marvel Universe. But it’s unlike any Thor we’ve ever seen before.”
Marvel executive editor defended the decision to skeptical fans via Twitter:
Marvel has committed to at least 2 more Thor movies through 2018, but once that shit is over, you can kiss Chris Hemsworth‘s gunns goodbye! But who will be strong enough to lift that f*cking hammer? I mean, who LIFTS? If I had my way, WWF‘s Chyna would return to the spotlight in the starring role.