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!! OMG, Walmart promises to stop torturing their employees with that endless loop of Celine Dion and Justin Bieber !!


Walmart has decided to stop torturing its 1.3 million employees, and announced at a recent meeting of over 3,000 store employees dubbed Walmartpalooza that they will not only be raising minimum wage out of the slave pay they’ve been paying, but they will also put an end to the constant loop of Celine Dion and Justin Bieber music blasted into stores from headquarters, replacing it with Radio Walmart. Bosses also promised new cash incentives and a looser dress code.

“There is nothing I like better than hearing about your jobs, your ideas, your hopes and dreams, and frustration, and listening to how we can make your lives easier” Walmart U.S. CEO Greg Foran told the store workers in Fayetteville, Alaska.

“I dream to one day not having to work at Wal-Mart” said every one of Greg’s employees ever.

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    Now only if they would remove all the Ariana Grande cds from the stores there is terrible music and than is terrible Ariana terrible music.

    Progress. At least they dont play a loop of Jimmy Buffet.

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