TAN MOM is back, hon! And she’s ready to take Milan, Paris, London and Japan by the looks of this recent fashion editorial by Refigural titled patricia’s revenge: the tan mom strikes back. Check out the rest of the hotness after the jump, and find some sage quotes from Tan Mom below!
“I’m definitely not Martha Stewart!
People wonder why I’m a little crazy. I got hurt when I was 23. I was pregnant and got cold cocked by this guy who was hitting on me. They proclaimed me dead twice- I had some problems walking and hearing afterwards, and it’s gotten worse as I’ve gotten older.
I’m always on the run, try to make people smile, you know. I still go on with life, you can’t just sit there.
People don’t wanna hear the truth sometimes. It’s easier to make fun of someone than to listen.
I’ve always been really beyond outgoing, ever since I was born. I’m not saying I’m Miss America or anything, but there’s something special about me. I’ve always stood out, always, my whole life.
I just wish people were nicer to one another. None of this judgement call stuff! You are who you are! I really do wish that there was more peace on earth, that would be really great. But that’s not gonna happen”.
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Why does this bitch look like one of The Berenstain Bears……Why?!?!?!?!?!
This is Fashion with a capitol F. Not a Jenner. Not a Hadid. Super cool. Fashion is supposed to be freaky and provative. Well played. Chic and fucked up. Love.
Joey Heatherton is making her comeback, I see.
SHE IS LIKE….TOTALLY GROSS
My first thought: An escapee from an electric chair…