!! OMG, WATCH: Daily Show’s Hasan Minhaj completely obliterates Donald Trump and his family at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner !!

OUCH! Daily Show‘s Hasan Minhaj stepped into that room and RUINED Trump! If you want something to cheer your whole week up, then click play above – and check out a transcript of his best burns after the jump!

“Okay, listen, I get it. I get it. We gotta address the elephant that’s not in the room. The leader of our country is not here. And that’s because he lives in Moscow. It is a very long flight. It’d be hard for Vlad to make it. Vlad can’t just make it on a Saturday. It’s a Saturday. As for the other guy, I think he’s in Pennsylvania because he can’t take a joke. For the nine people watching on C-SPAN, there also was another elephant in the room, but Donald Trump Jr. shot it and cut off its tail.”

“Who is tweeting at 3 A.M. sober? Donald Trump. Because it’s 10 A.M. in Russia; those are business hours.”

“Historically, the president usually performs at the correspondents’ dinner, but I think I speak for all of us when I say he’s done far too much bombing this month.”

“This event is about celebrating the First Amendment and free speech. Free speech is the foundation of an open and liberal democracy, from college campuses to the White House. Only in America can a first-generation, Indian-American, Muslim kid get on the stage and make fun of the president.”

“The news coming out of the White House is so stressful, I’ve been watching ‘House of Cards’ just to relax.”

“Frederick Douglass isn’t here, and that’s because he’s dead. Someone please tell the president. Mike Pence isn’t here. Apparently one of you ladies is ovulating. Good job, ladies: because of you, we couldn’t hang out with Mike Pence.”

“I would say it is an honor to do this, but that would be an alternative fact. It is not. No one one wanted to do this so of course it falls in the hands of an immigrant. That’s how it always goes down.”

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7 Comments on "OMG, WATCH: Daily Show’s Hasan Minhaj completely obliterates Donald Trump and his family at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner"

  1. I wanna bang him hard.

  2. This “comedian” made fun of Perry for not attending. Perry’s father, a 92 year-old WWII veteran, died the day prior. This comedian jabbed Trump for not drinking alcohol. Trump’s brother died from alcoholism. This website is OK with this, and praises the “comedian”. There are plenty of things about Trump to disagree with, but your rabid ire blinds you to any empathy for others you disagree with.

    • blah….blah…@Randall & @Hasan focus on what Trump wants to do to the LGBT community.

      • WHAT does Trump want to do to the LGBT community? What are your sources?

        How does that compare to what happens to gays under Islamic law? You know, the law in the countries that funded Hillary’s campaign. Oh, no, that’s not really important.

  3. Hasan sucks | May 2, 2017 at 11:22 am | Reply

    What an A hole. Muslim trash

  4. You must be kidding. This was weak and unfunny. The material was just OK (and I’m being kind), but the delivery stank. He should do something else with his life before it’s too late.

    • Good point. As bad as the material was, he delivered it as if he had no background in comedy. He had no sense of timing.

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