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!! OMG, gossip: Daniel Franzese reprises his role as an Italian mother !!

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on the next in GAY SKIT HAPPENS [boy culture]

Justin Theroux ‘If you chase fame, you make bad choices. Fame isn’t interesting.’ [celebitchy]

SHOTS FIRED: Big Baby Jeb VS LOOOOSER Trump on Twitter [joemygod]

Here’s Matt Damon looking RIPPED in new Jason Bourne trailer[socialite life]

The STAR WARS dildos that aren’t… or are they!? [dlisted]

Philly gay basher Kathryn Knott sentenced to 5-10 months in prison [queerty]

Man confronts Marco Rubio: ‘Why do you want to put me back in the closet?’ [towleroad]

Instead of helping Flint, Michigan, Republicans pass a bill that makes butt fucking illegal [kenneth]

Here’s Zac Efron and Adam Devine in the Mike and David Need Wedding Dates trailer [ohlala]

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!! OMG, WATCH: Pam Anderson is back and lookin’ fresh in new sci-fi short CONNECTED !!

Love us some Pammy! Check out her new short film, CONNECTED above! Synopsis is:

Connected is a portrait of a woman grappling with aging, self-perception, and transformation in a technologically optimized world. Jackie (Pamela Anderson) is a burnt-out AuraCycle instructor in the midst of a midlife crisis. She’s obsessed with self-improvement podcasts (voiced by Jane Fonda), and she is soon drawn to an advanced yet enigmatic wellness spa that promises to enhance her mind, body and soul. Guided by her effortless and nubile mentor, Luna (Dree Hemingway), Jackie will give up anything to feel “connected” — to herself, to the future, and to a precarious sense of perfection.

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!! OMG, WATCH: Netflix secures global rights to Borat-ish new Hitler comedy ‘Look Who’s Back’ !!

A new film, Look Who’s Back, which is based on a novel by author Timur Vermes has Hitler waking up in modern day Germany where he becomes a successful comedian due to people not understanding he’s actually the real Hitler.

The film takes a Borat-esque approach where the scripted scenes are interspersed with unscripted scenes where the actor playing Hitler interacts with German civilians in character.

Mein Gott! Will out be checking it out?

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!! OMG, he’s naked: Tattooed X Factor UK contestant Ellis Lacy !!

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Ellis Lacy was one of X Factor UK’s contestants this past fall, and while he didn’t win, we did learn he is a weapons expert (ehem) and loves to show off via his Twitter. Check out his audition below, and find his being an expert with his OWN weapon after the NSFW jump!

[[ OMG, there’s more: JUMP IN to read the rest ]]

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!! OMG, sorry bitch! It SOLD already: It’s the magic 8-ball buttplug! !!

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I don’t mean to share two devastating news stories right in a row here, ruin your Monday or anything… but the spectacular item you see listed above has already SOLD according to the Etsy account which posted the listing for THE MAGIC 8-BALL BUTTPLUG!

Yes, you (could have) owned a pleasurable way to tell your friends’ fortunes, but you missed the boat! Maybe if we pray hard enough they will make more. And in case you were wondering, the plug is the same size as a used and tattered sharpie:

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!! OMG, SCANDAL! Britney Spears is in trouble after trying to pass off a picture of grilled corn as her own !!

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I hope you’re sitting down, because this news might be hard new to take… but Brit Brit‘s in hot water for posting a pic of grilled corn that WASN’T her own y’all – and the worst part is it seems like she tried to pass it off as hers, captioning the photo:

“It’s honestly too good to be true mmmm.”

The picture Britney tried to pass off as her own comes from the Food Network website and is the first result when searching for “Mexican grilled corn.”

Fans have been blasting Britney in the comments section of her Instagram post for dishonestly trying to pass off the picture of grilled corn as her own.

Why would she lie to her fans like that? Personally I’m OFFENDED and DISGUSTED, and we’re waiting on a public apology. I’m hearing whispers of something about glow ball warning or worn-torn countries or something like that… but who cares really, because THIS is NEWS! See the cold, hard evidence below! Thoughts?

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