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!! OMG, Your Body! Did Christina Aguilera buy a little more cushion for the pushin’? Goes public with much bigger ass !!


Butts are in! There’s no doubt about it! So if you’re a popstar in spotlight, you either get publicly shamed from douchebag EDM producers for not having one (ehem, Diplo vs Taylor Swift) or you go out and buy one I guess?

Here’s Xtina this week, stepping out with a much fuller behind! Either those Spanx have two baked hams inside, or girlfriend’s been doing her squats! What do you think? Either way, we think she looks good!

!! OMG, first look: Here’s what NIGHTCRAWLER from the new ‘X-Men: Apocolypse’ will look like !!


Here’s a shot of Kodi Smit-Mcphee, the newly cast version of Nightcrawler from “X-Men: Apocalypse” which hits theaters on May 27 next year. He reminds me of the version of the character from my old Sega Genesis game! Will you be checking it out?


!! OMG, a sick sense of humour: Stephen Hawking jokes that in an alternate universe, ‘Zayn Is Still In One Direction’ !!

Stephen Hawking decided to make the fires of Hell rumble when he told an audience member that in an alternate Universe, that not only are female One Direction fans married to Zayn, BUT he’s also still IN 1D!

A questioner asked: “What do you think is the cosmological effect of Zayn leaving One Direction and consequently breaking the hearts of millions of teenage girls across the world?”

“Finally, a question about something important,” he said.

“My advice to any heartbroken young girl is to pay close attention to the study of theoretical physics. Because one day there may well be proof of multiple universes.”

“It would not be beyond the realms of possibility that somewhere outside of our own universe lies another different universe.”

“And in that universe, Zayn is still in One Direction.”

“This girl may like to know that in another possible universe, she and Zayn are happily married,” Hawking added.

Sassy betch! Hawking needs to realize the ripple effect of what saying something like this does to the world! Let’s talk the butterfly effect, because comments like this are taken very seriously by 1D fans! Check out Hawking manipulating millions of people with his lies, above!


!! OMG, he’s naked: Klaus Von Buecker in ‘No Skin Off My Ass’ !!


A lonely hairdresser watches the title sequence of “That Cold Day in the Park” then visits a local park to invite a down-and-out skinhead to his apartment. He draws the silent man a bath and talks to him as he soaks. He locks his guest in a bedroom. Next day, the skinhead leaves through the window and visits his sister, who’s making a film called “Sisters of the SLA.” He helps with a screen-test. The hairdresser has dreams and fantasies involving the skinhead, the skinhead returns to visit him, and then the filmmaker pays a call on the two men, exposing her brother as faking his silence and pretending a lack of sexual interest. Fantasies can come true.

Klaus Von Buecker appears in Bruce LaBruce‘s skin-tastic classic No Skin Off My Ass after the jump!

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!! OMG, he’s naked: Mexican professional footballer Julio Cesar Nava Garcia !!

Julio Cesar Nava Garcia is a Mexican professional footballer, currently playing as striker or attacking midfielder for Chiapas in the Liga MX. Check him out after the NSFW jump!

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!! OMG, WATCH: The trailer for M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘THE VISIT’ is here !!

We haven’t been too excited about M. Night Shyamalan‘s last few efforts, but hopefully he’s turned his shit around.

A single mother finds that things in her family’s life go very wrong after her two young children visit their grandparents.

What else is new!? Check out the trailer for his latest horror, The Visit, below! Looks kind of like it’s got a found footage vibe!