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!! OMG, New Yorkshire Terriors: HSNY’s doggie portfolio !!

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Check out Elmer here, he has a hollowed-out plaster cast carrot-colour-combo dildo for a leg, want to adopt him? Personally I’m looking simply to adopt his look…on me.
New York’s Humane Society obviously has a faggle-rocker on doggie-styling duties because these fellas are adorned with all sorts of kinds of neck a-cute-trements.
There were some shots taken of some woof looking dogs also in need of homes and with normal bare necks but that’s just not as fun or cute as having dogs with air hostess side-tie cravats and CRICKET PLEASANTRY BOW TIES, and you are NOT going to get adopted without the perfect spring-summer upper-spinal embellishment.
Follow the jump to see more of Richard Phibbs’ puppy portfolio.

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!! OMG, fantasmical furry fascinations: Maiko Takeda’s RCA millinery collection !!

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Inspired by the “futuristic mood” of Philipp Glass and Robert Wilson’s opera ‘Einstein on the Beach’, Maiko Takeda’s Royal College of Art 2013 millinery collection comprised of caterpiller-like rainbow facial fans and sea urchin-esque acrylic ‘schoodies’ and fascinators:

“I wanted to create ethereal experiences for the wearer through the pieces. Through the experiment process, I developed the technique to create a visual effect of intangible aura.”

Follow the jump to view the remainder of Takeda’s plastic fun furry facial fantasies.

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!! OMG, inter-activity: Micro Panda Shall Burst’s ‘Earth And Air And Rain’ EP !!

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WARNING! For those of you who ever got a crayon stuck up their nose/ in their ear instead of just blooming colouring the picture in like you were supposed to; please do not click on this link, it is a rhythm nation procrastination sensation:
E A R T H & A I R & R A I N
For those of you who coloured within the lines please do proceed to follow the link to Micro Panda Shall Burst’s interactivity ‘Earth And Air And Rain’ EP, where you can cursor-control a rich tapestry of shifting colour pixels. I’m warning you CRAYON-NOSE, you’ll get your fingers stuck in the computer screen weaving loom or you’ll end up sat on your PC screen in an attempt to ride the magic carpet home from work…can somebody page the school nurse again !
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!! OMG, Mr Potato Heads: Philip Haas’ ‘Four Seasons’ !!

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I remember studying Renaissance painter Guiseppe Arcimboldo in grade 4; we looked at his veggie-head paintings and then created our own version, of which mine was a voluptuous auntie-pantie with oranges for tits. Needless to say I got in trouble with my teacher –Mr Hollywood [despite the name, not a glamourpuss at all]- who believed it to be rude and inappropriate…”but it’s art” I screamed, “I’m an artist and I appreciate the human form” I yelled from my 9-year-old face…of course I got into trouble for screaming [not painting] and my point went out the classroom window…what a tit of a teacher though, what a blooming prune prude.
Well fellow misunderstood child adult artist Philip Haas also appreciates the vegetative human form and has recreated Arcimboldo’s painting quartet ‘Four Seasons’ in resin and fibreglass sculptural form for The New York Botanical Garden.
Jump below to see all four of his seasonal 15 foot potato heads, and if you’re passing through, they will be on display until the end of October. I’m hoping if I head that way that Mr Winter Head pops up on my Grindr because I totally want to DT THAT TWIGGY DADDY HEAD!

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!! OMG, cruise-a-palooza-cousin-looser: Kalup Linzy’s One Life to Heal !!

Giving R Kelly’s ‘Trapped in the Closet’ a run for it’s inheritance money, Kalup Linzy’s ‘One Life to Heal’ is a hefty boat-load of family business choose your own mysterious delirious.
Taiwan Braswell and Kaye Braswell’s enetertainment hour song is all some sort of Mariah and Pavarotti double trouble, whilst Michael Stipe’s Christian Jones ‘POAM’ raises the pubic hairs on the back of your neck:

“You see me on the cruise
I won’t drink too much booze
You see me on the cruise
I won’t be on the news
You see me on the cruise
Let me be your muse
You fools be cool
Shooby-doo dooby-doo”

Well brown angels never spoke so holy a Cassio-keyboard-hornblast-backed verse as this!
Giving me all kinds of Goldie Hawn in ‘Overboard’ black family value realnesses, my mantra is now and forever will be “don’t ever forget the bullshit you commit”.
“…to be continued” ?! praise the lord above, aboard and overboard…PRAYmen!

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