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!! OMG, tweek to twerk: Nipple Lamps by Naama Arbel !!

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Israeli designer Naama Arbel designed these furry breast balls that ‘turn on’ when you pull their nipple-nubbins. They have silicon switch covers so you can drool on them, and trailing fuzzy tentacles that make them look like felted eyeballs and therefore remind me that “the eyes are the nipples of the face”…which reminds me that I need to find a pair of LaSenza spectacles on Ebay or my SAGGY-SKIN EYE-BAGS will be down at my knees in no time at all!

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!! OMG, with notes of patchouli and citrus and sandalwood and roseblooms and seabreeze and…: ‘Everything’ perfume by artists Lernert & Sander !!


Remember ‘Cake Face’ a wee while back, delicious right? Well artists/designers/filmmakers Lernert and Sander not only apply too much makeup, they also overdo the cologne; basically the sort of woman they are marketing towards is…well it’s CHIHUAHUA-HEADED TAN-GERINE-QUEEN Snooki!
Lernert & Sander are kicking up such a stink, as they dump all the fragrances released in 2012 into a big SMELL-WELL…I saw a vile of Bieber juice go in there [I think this is Selena-induced balling Bieber teardrops…holy water to all those true Beliebers].
And Snooki, before you jet off to Paris to steal this smelly sample to guzzle-dump all over your pleather-pores, remember girl, less is more, your face looks like a S’more!
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!! OMG, Fashionfruit Flavour: MANGO Fashion Awards !!

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In it’s fifth year, Mango Fashion Awards looks to FINANCIALLY FERTILISE one young designer who they believe could do with a global platform for their craft.
With a cash prize of €300,000 and support from five of Europe’s leading [fashion] design schools, this competition looks to boost embryonic designers to a level where their skill can be appreciated on an international level…sort of like ‘Project Runway’ without the workroom drama and Tim Gunn leering over your shoulder and “hmmm-ing” when you didn’t even see him come in the room.
Dear Tim Gunn, please can we take a fashion shower together to break your vow of celibacy?!
Last year’s winner, Thailand’s ‘Wisharawish’ Akarasantilook, presented a stunning collection of pleated leopards, woven leatherette curtain-call breast panel pieces and long-sleeved tigress crop-tops which you can see after the jump.

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!! OMG, Shit Roman & Jason say…to each other…about various stuff and things: Roman & Jason, Videogram About Love !!


If you don’t know Filmmaker and Photographer Graydon Sheppard’s work, well then “where have you been bitch…grandma’s been raped? so says Mr G, but it’s OK, it’s not that urgent, but nearly!
You may have been an avid reader of his posts on this very blog in the olden days of omgblog, you may be familiar with his photies, or remember that little re-made-to-filth video series starring Juliette Lewis; a certain ‘Shit Girls Say’?!…also created by and staring the demure and chic Miss Sheppard.
Graydon’s new video, inspired by Twitter’s video app Vine, takes on the form of a back-and-forth question-answer session between Hollywood cousins Roman Coppola and Jason Schwartzman, with such questions as “What’s the least romantic Valentine you could get”, to which Roman’s answer is a wiener wearing a blue bow.
I personally believe a FLACCID MEAT-STICK with a SKY-BLUE BOW around it’s neck is quite sweet and thoughtful, and a little sexy.
Here’s hoping that Graydon follows through and directs Roman’s new music video for his hypothetical love song entitled ‘There is a place, it is my paradise’, starring a line of dancing blue silk-clad hot-dogs?!
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!! OMG, dust-it-off honey: Daniel Franke’s ‘Unnamed Soundsculpture’ !!


The dancer was set the task of moving in reaction to the score of Machinenfabriek’s ‘Kreukeltape’, as three ‘Kinect’ depth cameras, captured a separate set of motion data points, which were then compiled to create a 22’000 node 3-dimensional point-cloud.
Taking out the images of the dancer’s body leaves only the sense of movement, ie. the dance, not the dancer; and as the data points fall away, you are given the impression that what you are watching is transient, and impermanent as though each node creates its fleeting movement before being won-over by gravity.
Now I know what drag queens mean when they say another has dusty knees…this girl, she AAAAALL DUSTY!
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