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!! OMG, Japanese Squeeze: ‘Tokyo Compression’ !!

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Talk about fudge packers, I thought the subways were squishy in London and New York, and the passengers pushy in Gay Paris, but this is a blooming TRAIN-CRASH-HOT-MESS.
Tokyo has over 35 million sardines [I mean people] working in an area of only 8’000 square feet, which basically means a mother load of commuters. I love their solution to the strain on transportation “hey lets just squish them in…problem solved”.
No really, they have employed “passenger arrangement staff” -otherwise known as “people pushers”– to squash and squeeze commuters into the train at every stop along the way. I’m not entirely sure how safe this fudge-docking-factory-farming-choochoo is.
Reminiscent of when Jack bonks Rose in the sweaty carriage on the Titanic, Hong Kong-based German artist Michael Wolf has taken to snapping the squish.
Click below to see his beautifully serene sardines, and a video of the “people pushers” at work…YOU BETTER WORK!

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!! OMG, BARKitechture: Architecture For Dogs !!


Directed by Kenya Hara, ‘Architecture For Dogs’ takes 13 of the world’s best architects and has them re-imagine the dog kennel, coming up with blueprints that you can print and use to build you’re very own architectural monument for your paddy-paw pal. The dogs in this video are so ‘Toddlers In Tiaras’, the way they work when the camera turns on, with a slight hesitation in their eyes cos they want to run as far away from Mama-Booboo as possible. I especially love the poofy den for the Bichon Frise; she a SASSY BABY that one…Bitch-On-Freeze gets what she wants!

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!! OMG, Cabbage-paatch baatch: Kale Klothes !!


Wow, this girl’s a hungry lady-pal; leave her alone in the red room and she’ll start eating her own clothes within the hour. She does some kind of kale goddess sequence and then plays a bock choy batting game with herself. She’s only BEAN in the red room for like 5 minutes and she’s BROC-SHIT CRAY-CRAY!

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!! OMG, Warm Pleatherette: James Franco’s ‘Interior. Leather Bar.’ !!


Originally James Franco wanted to remake the 1980s movie ‘Cruising’, alas, when refused the rights, he then looked to Filmmaker Travis Mathews to embark on a project to explore and ‘re-create’ the 40 minutes of deleted -and later destroyed- S&M footage from the original film which was removed to avoid an X-rating; hence the original title ‘James Franco’s 40 Minutes’.
Whilst exploring perceptions -now and then- of GAY SEX on film, the movie also orientates around public perceptions of Franco as filmmaker, star and all-round gay question mark.

“Awesome! Complicated, strange and avant-garde.”
-Gus Van Sant

[a smidge NSFW if you have a prissy boss]

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!! OMG, how cultured: The Real Housewives of Art Basel Miami !!

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Kevin McGarry interviewed three Real Housewives of Miami for DIS Magazine (including Adriana de Moura pictured above), and the piece gives us a glimpse into the Art Basel scene through their special reality TV star-tinted lenses. Key points to take away:
1. Two out of three Real Housewives on average are surprisingly well-spoken.
2. There is art in Miami in the months between Basel
3. Pucci is still popular in Miami
4. Pucci!
Read the full article here.

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