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OMG, A Broken Clock Is Right Twice a Day!

2009-11-20T21:12:08Z

Obviously this bitch is an ignorant pig! However, having been (belatedly) introduced to GRINDR this weekend, I can't say that I totally disagree with her. This computer thing is clearly the tool of homosexual devils! UPDATE: Several readers have rightly pointed out that this is a sneaky lesbian joke! I was too stupid to notice the rainbow flag and telltale haircut. The moral of the story is that I am a fool, and that a broken clock is never right. The computer IS a homosexual tool of the devil, though. (Via Lady Bunny)

OMG, sabre-tooth tigers are the new cougars!

2009-11-20T18:49:25Z

Although I'm completely sick of hearing about "Cougars," the world's fakest and most annoying trend, I am quite intrigued at the notion of Sabre-tooth Tigers. They're cougars, but, you know, older. And what octogenarian could be more sexually desirable than the luscious Cloris Leachman? I have wanted this woman to teach me The Facts of Life ever since she played Mrs. Garrett's hot-to-trot sister (?) Beverly Ann Stickle. Dear Cloris: let's get in over our heads!

OMG, his butt: Gerard Butler

2009-11-20T17:29:00Z

Perhaps Gerard Butler's most famous quote is "It's always nice to show a bit of butt" (speaking to OK Magazine about the nudity in his new film Law Abiding Citizen). We couldn't agree more, so we bring you Gerard's luscious cheeks in a scene from Guy Ritchie's RocknRolla. View the NSFW caps and video after the jump.]]> Download video here. (Image Soure)

OMG, Don't Go: Oprah Winfrey Quits

2009-11-20T17:17:00Z

Noooo! I'm sure you've heard the news by now that Her Royal O-ness, Ms. Oprah Winfrey, is abandoning us! By which I mean, she's leaving her syndicated talk show (in 2011) for the greener pastures of her own television network-- which will, of course, be called OWN. Because what is Oprah about more than consumption, wealth and OWNING things? Don't leave us, Oprah! Without your show I will have no one to lull me to sleep during my daily 4pm nap!

OMG, poor thing: Cat on his back

2009-11-20T16:59:00Z

Either this kitty doesn't have the will to stand up or he spent too much time on the tanning bed and his legs atrophied. Either way, it's cute!

OMG, R.I.P Daul Kim

2009-11-20T16:29:00Z

20-year-old South Korean model/artist/blogger Daul Kim was found dead yesterday morning in her Paris apartment. She hanged herself. You can still visit Daul's blog "I like to fork myself" and see her runway modeling work on Style.com.

OMG, how naughty: Submissive grandpa

2009-11-20T16:14:00Z

This guy goes to show that an online dominatrix can be a good time for all ages. Watch him jump around in his diaper embarrassing himself and tell me this doesn't seem just a little bit fun. (via Bryanboy)

OMG, her album release: Lady KaKa

2009-11-20T15:50:00Z

International scatological pop sensation Lady KaKa is releasing her new EP "Fat Monster" tonight at COVERGIRL at The Beaver in Toronto [visit the Facebook event page]. The record features KaKa's hit song "Pee Your Pants," which is already setting Canada's dancefloors ablaze. Listen to it below. CLICK TO PLAY: Watch a couple of Lady KaKa's memorable performances after the jump.]]> view lyrics]: Lady KaKa performs "Pepperoni" [view lyrics]:

OMG, Whitney twice in one week!

2009-11-20T15:14:00Z

In honor of Whitney Houston's two television performances this week, I'm posting this legendary performance of "Why Does it Hurt So Bad" from the 1996 MTV Music Awards. Catch Whitney this Sunday November 22 on the American Music Awards where she will perform her new song "I Didn't Know My Own Strength" and then again on Tuesday November 24 where she will perform TWO songs on the finale of Dancing With the Stars.

OMG, How Nostalgic: Mark and Kelly

2009-11-20T15:03:50Z

I came across this video while searching for Tiffany songs on YouTube and I have to say I cannot believe my good fortune at discovering this amazing duo. I'm a little surprised the teddy bear doesn't get top billing too, though.

OMG, meet the cast: 'Rupaul's Drag Race' Season 2

2009-11-20T14:21:59Z

Season 2 of Rupaul's Drag Race is coming this February on LOGO! While you may have already met Season 2 hopeful Jessica Wild on EW this summer, the cast is revealed in full for the first time in this video.

OMG, He's a Porn Star: Chef Academy's Emmanuel DelCour

2009-11-19T21:45:05Z

Have you been watching this show Chef Academy? Me neither! Those cooking shows just make me hungry, and I never have any food in the fridge. But I may have to start watching now, because it turns out that one of the contestants-- one Mr. Emmanuel DelCour-- is actually a former (straight) porn star known as "Jean Val Jean." Well well well! How many porn stars do you know who are named after characters in classic 19th-century novels?! Oh, who cares about dumb old Victor Hugo! If you're curious about what Mr. Del Cour has cooking "down there," head over to DudeTube. It is definitely, definitely not safe for work. And by the way... if you're going to be all complainy about the indignity of having to look at a lady's private parts in order to see Mr. Val Jean's penis, then don't click. I couldn't find any solo shots! (DudeTube)

OMG, Before She Was Famous: Lady Gaga

2009-11-19T19:59:09Z

Lady Gaga's always talking about how she got her start as the "queen of New York's gay underground." It's all very Bette Midler/Madonna but, oh wait-- I guess Lady Gaga's version of the New York gay underground scene is actually the NYU talent show! Not exactly Danceteria, but I guess in the end there is actually barely any difference.

OMG, tacky corset mystery nipple slip

2009-11-19T17:59:00Z

Anyone who wears this outfit in public deserves to have their nipple photographed by the paparazzi. Can you guess who it is? Answer here.

OMG, How Unsportsladylike: The New Mexico Lobos

2009-11-19T17:35:18Z

Poor Mormons! First their businesses are boycotted by nasty gays, and now their soccer-playing daughters are getting attacked on the field by violent Gentile witches! Watch here as New Mexican Lobo Elizabeth Lampert punches, kicks, and ponytail-pulls her team's way to utter defeat against the virginal young flowers of BYU. (Thanks to Johnny for the tip)