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!! OMG, “common inside”: The Face of Furry Creek, Episode 4 !!


For this week’s challenge the contestants were asked to come up with a public service announcement to see how they best represent the values of their ass-crack-of-nowhere mountain hub hole town.
What with her story of early childhood abandonment Deb [above] donned her pastel paintbox train-driver cap to do what “only deb knows for suresies” and introduce her home-spun home-based “center for the healings of umbilical chords that need unbrokening.”
Oh, erm, gee Deb, do you have enough scrunchie bobbles in the second scene of your PSA challenge?
If Deb won ‘The Face of Flurry Cock’ I would totally visit for a month long retreat at her “center for the healings of umbilical chords that need unbrokening”…total totes, thanks Deb !
You can watch Liz’s “Intervention for Greg’s Perversion Addiction” video, friend-of-Jesus Petunia Proudfoot’s Shania-esque “For Our Unborn Children” duet, and all the rest of the contestant’s PSA challenge videos HERE, and if you missed this week’s episode you can catch the roundup HERE.
I wish Liz was a contestant, I’d vote for her as she has a face like a furry creek, oh, and her garbage bag couture a couple of weeks back…I need that in my wardrobe !

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!! OMG, Petunia puts her proud-foot forward: Face of Furry Creek, episode 3 roundup !!


If you missed The Farce of Flurry Croak on Monday, here’s the roundup of it all you lazy bartch!
Just like Anderson Pooper the contestants hopped on the instagranny-trolly to pap some “unChristian” pictures of this that and the other.
In this episode we found out why Sisi Sickles’ “misshapen and sagging body” got eliminated, how new contestant and friend-of-Jesus Petunia Proudfoot manages to wear such an enormous denim skirt and why reporter Brenda Bergman always has one busy hand behind her back as she admits to some nightly hidden hand calamities.
You can follow the contestants of TFoFC HERE, where you can vote for you most least worst nominee.

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!! OMG, pearls, glitter and rhinestones: The Face of Furry Creek, week 1; Auditions !!


Drop-shoulder peachy plume pushy mom Liz show’s us just how darned eager her 14 year old son isn’t to win Furry Creek’s ‘The Face of Furry Creek’ [not a child pageant competition] competition:

“And here we have contestant number three Greg’s mom’s son Greg’s mom’s son Greg”.

Oh hell, it it was a repetition competition, Liz’d be lying on the rostrum as she’d blooming be 1st, 2nd and 3rd as well.
You can see the other contestant’s audition tapes over at TFoFC’s web-of-joy-site, including Deb’s audition tape which wasn’t even made by her, but by rival and bezzie Sisi; so the video is sort of more about Sisi [isn’t everything] and sort of only features Deb for about 5 seconds and she’s poopy-dooping which seems a tad biased, unless your into ‘1 Girl 1 Cup’, in which case VOTE DEB [not really, shhhhh]!

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!! OMG, visiting hours are so over!: Visit Furry Creek !!


As you all know ‘The Face of Furry Creek’ is due to air on OUT.TV Canada from June 3rd.
“People say our beautiful precinct is serene”…SERENE? that drop-shoulder top that Liz is wearing is anything BUT serene; all tones of serene-less salmon peach melba tangerine floral failure!
Looking like the weatherman who got fired and that Prozac-munching lady who used to do Breakfast TV until she was caught snorting Lucky Charms cereal hoops, newscasters Mario and Brenda are giving us all kinds of small town reportage from the muggy depths of the Furry Creek.

There is only one question I have on my greasy flaky sock-puppet lips; who will be THE FACE OF FURRY CREEK?…that and also, can I buy that backing tune on Itunes because that ludicrous synthesized horn-blast and xylophone combo is totally giving me the crump-cramps, I just can’t stop twerking to it now!
Visit Furry Creek HERE and stay tuned for further tit-bits and squiggly-pops from the various Faeces of Furry Crack over the next few weeks.

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!! OMG, trust JoJo: The world’s not ending !!


Canadian psychic JoJo “Astro Barby” Savard has released her predictions for December 21 and the end of the Mayan Calendar. She urges you to “trust her” and to “light lots of candles” next Friday, because it will be “quite a day.” Watch her full report above and make sure to check out her (totally insane) home page here.

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