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!! OMG, twice removed ‘not gay’: Danny Lopes’ Performance Anxiety !!

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NJ native Danny Lopes has been in several Horror movies [Horror, Desecration, Satan’s Playground]. More recently he appeared in Reid Waterer short film Performance Anxiety where he and Lawrence Nicols play two straight actors attempting to enact a gay love scene…I see what Waterer did there: “So you’re both straight, and you are actors [this isn’t real don’t worry] and you are ‘acting’ acting a gay love scene, but I mean you are actors so you are only acting acting gay so you can basically just do it and it’s twice removed not-gay so no worries there…ACTION !”
Click below to see Lopes confrontaling his fellow gay-acting-actor and the also NSFW center-fold shots from his 2006 Playgirl shoot.

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!! OMG, HEROTICA: Paul Freeman’s ‘Heroic Beauty’ !!

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Paul Freeman’s ‘Heroic Beauty’ is the second from his Heroics photography book series.

“[this photo series is a] reflection on the self-aggrandizement and adornment by men of men in classical art, their heroics down the centuries…being depicted more often as naked godlike sensual fantasies than the brutal acts of mean and ugly men they often were.”

You can see some super-heroic courage-ass “aggrandizements” after the jump…these demi-gods are giving me some demi-erections !

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!! OMG, SUN~STROKE: Alexander Skarsgård’s FF !!

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OK, so we’ve seen his dungeon bum before and we’ve seen him slathering on the TRESemmé shampoo suds [looking all “professional & affordable”] and now, in the 6th season -geez it took long enough, I think I stopped watching about 18 seasons ago- of True Bored True Blood we get to see Vampire Eric reading !
Jump below where you can see Alex getting sunstroke and his NSFW sunny strokeable penile page marker…oh hon, I would piss right on that if I saw it was busting out ALL BEACH-BRÛLÉE !

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!! OMG, BEIBLE BUTT: Justin Bieber’s baby bott !!

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Apparently whilst us fellow Canadians were gobble-gobbling turkey and downing kegs of maple cough syrups on Canada Day, Justin ‘baby-man’ Bieber was serving up his own version of TURKEY-NECK STEW when he came downstairs minus-diaper to sing granny a wee Canada Day anthem.
Of course it probably didn’t compare to our faves Canada Day anthem by BJ Snowden but then again not even JB COMPARES TO BJ, although it’s a close call as JB is completely naked with his NSFW Bieble butt [not actually a bubble butt at all, more of a BABY BOTT] hanging out, which you can looksee after the jump.

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!! OMG, twinky winky: Mathias Augestad Ambjør in ‘Inkognitiv’ !!

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Norwegian twinky winky Mathias Augestad Ambjør’s career is embryonic, he is only 19 and has already acted and produced in Comedy film Inkognitiv where he acts taking his clothes off and produces…well you can see his NSFW PRO-DUCE after the jump.
So cute I want to bundle him up and make him say Norwegian “Ø”s to me all weekend long.

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