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!! OMG, disrobe young squire: Game of Thrones’ Will Tudor !!

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I’m praying to the fire Gods and consulting my dragon babies about what the crapping sod is going on on Game Of Thrones right now, I am just a tad lost and would love if for the remainder of the season every time someone mentions somebody else who’s not in that same scene that a colour coded bubble pops up with their grimacing mud-splattered velvet-gowned face so I know who in all the kingdoms they are all talking about, always any time or something…seriously! :s
Whoever is in charge obv decided it was time for some serious ass, for those viewers who are dumb as dragon’s shite and only watch it for the cute fellas who ain’t washed for a while and are getting all horny from swearing oaths not to look at lady lumps and that [hello Jon Snow, I’m talking about you you sexy bastard]. So they gave us like 3 asses this week, that should keep us going for a couple of episodes, that and some kind of dragon fire or wild fire or some sort of gay sparkly fire.
Follow the jump to see new character Olyvar Frey’s [Will Tudor’s] NSFW spying prostitute ass. I don’t care if he’s a hooker, I’ll risk catching wild-fire crotch-crusties from him!

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!! OMG, radicchio us what you got: Ryan Hansen and the Mighty Morphin Sour-Rangers !!

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Ryan Hansen has been on all sorts of sitcoms; ‘Ally McBeal’ [urghh remember that Calista Flock-HART MESS?!], ‘That’s So Raven’, ‘Gossip Girl’, ‘2 Broke Girls’…he probably just sprints from set to set, guesting as ‘guy running through shot’, usually in his boxer-briefs.
But we here at omg celebrate most his brief spot on ‘Power Rangers [Wild Force]’, and his radicchio cock-blocking on ‘Friends With Benefits’…we think maybe he could build on these roles and create a new Megazord consisting of leafy vegetables, and his power ranger would be Radicchio Ranger, there’s also Red Pepper Ranger, Rhubarb Ranger, Radish Ranger, Raspberry Ranger and of course RUSSET POTATO RANGER, who after a couple of seasons gets replaced with newer and hotter Raisin Ranger, better than that flimsy Kimberly Pink Ranger anyway!
Click below to see Ryan with his radicchio and a gif of Hansen getting a mouth full of RUBBER DICKY!

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!! OMG, fluffin’ his muffin: Is Tropical’s ‘Dancing Anymore’ !!

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French trio ‘Is Tropical’ are not very tropical, they are however nasty boys who like dirty things like guns and bonking voluminously chested girls and such. They collaborated with video makers MEGAFORCE about a year back on their video for ‘The Greeks’ which featured school boys super-soaking each other in an anime massacre, and now they have enlisted that same MEGAFORCE for their new SOGGY DREAM HENTAI video for ‘Dancing Anymore’, which pretty much captures what happens when you leave a teenager with hands and a choc-a-block imagination in a big fancy house for 5 minutes.
I’ve stuck the video after the jump as it’s extremely explicit, and also anyway someone should tell that kid it’ll blooming fall off if he keeps fiddling with it like that, honey you’ll literally PULL IT’S HEAD RIGHT OFF!

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!! OMG, ID please: Skylar Astin & Miles Teller’s sockcocks !!

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They really didn’t feature this scene very highly in the trailer to ’21 & Over’ which is just stupid as it looks like the best part of the movie and a total trailer hook.
A cock-sock on the wrong guy can spontaneously trigger a gag reflex in even the most adventurous deep-throater…oh it can go so wrong…but on Skylar Astin & Miles Teller, they can split a pair of my stinky used netball sports socks to retain their dignity any time they want, and afterwards i shall wear them on each hand, talk to them as sock-puppet pals and eat my food using my cocksock paws so they everything I gorge on tastes like sweaty teenage nobbers.
Follow the jump to see NSFW caps from their cock-sockaaaanza, where they wander around a bit, get spanked and make-out, wander around a little more, pop to the hospital to have their spanking paddle wounds tended to…

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!! OMG, Tangerine Dream: Antonio Da Silva’s ‘Gingers’ !!

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I remember seeing Antonio Da Silva’s teaser for ‘Bankers’ [after the jump] last year, which captures the escapades of the suited secret lunchtime gays of the financial district in London, blowing and sucking and spiting and just generally eating their cottaging fill at lunch time.
Antonio’s latest film ‘Gingers’ deconstructs myths, prejudices and the growing fetishisation of the orangensaft fanta-sies!
The ultimate ginger film would be called ‘Chocolate Oranges’, about the rarest kind of ginger; THE BLACK GINGER, it would feature the main protagonist ‘Terry’ and would be narrated by Dawn French…obv.
You can watch the NSFW teaser and ERECTILE EXCERPT from ‘Gingers’ [plus festival screening locations] as well as teasers for Da Silva’s ‘Bankers’ and ‘Mates’ after the jump.

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