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!! OMG, He’s Naked in School: The Hawaii Speedo Student !!

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OH SCHOOL DAZE! How I miss you!
Some (extremely hot) guy has been wandering around the University of Hawai’i-Manoa for months, jerking off in classrooms and uploading the results to XTube and his own blog. Instead of giving this hero a degree in Performance and Gender Studies (as they surely would have done at Sarah Lawrence College, where I went to school) the administration is searching for the sexy fellow in order to reprimand him. What is this, Liberty University?! Loosen up!
Of course the squares at the school newspaper– is that you Andrea Zuckerman?!– are total judgey killjoys, describing the nude student’s beautiful halo of blonde ringlets as “frizzy,” advising students “take appropriate precautions like disinfecting desks and washing hands frequently” and to call security on anyone “exhibiting sexually deviant and psychotic behavior.” But I have a feeling that there are at least a few UH students (not to mention professors) who would love nothing better than to sit at a desk that had been contaminated by the nude cutie.
Want to see more? The fine bloggers over at Queerty are nicely providing readers with a generous gallery of the Speedo Student’s antics, which I highly encourage you to check out. But they don’t post naked pictures at Queerty, so I’m providing a few peen shots of the wanted scholar-masturbator sans Speedos after the jump. See? I am good for something after all. NSFW!

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!! OMG, Their Butts: Oscar Nominees !!

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The Oscars may be over, but the butts live on forever! Although Oscar nominees are unfortunately notoriously stingy with the peen shots, they tend to be more forthcoming with their nude posteriors. After the jump, compare the asses of this year’s best actor could-have-beens George Clooney and Jeremy Renner and eventual winner Jeff Bridges. I’d like to thank the Academy! (NSFW)

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!! OMG, He’s Naked: Another Reality TV Star You’ve Never Heard Of !!

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Okay, let’s go through this one really slow. Stick with me cause there’s penis at the end of this boring rainbow:
There is a person named Cindy Margolis. She is an older blond lady who inexplicably holds the “world record” for being the “most downloaded woman on the internet.” This is really baffling because she’s kind of gross but I think it either has something to do with the fact that she goes on Howard Stern sometimes or the fact that straight men are dazzled and confused by blond hair and big boobs. Or maybe the record is just from the olden days when you actually had to download pictures and put them on floppy discs? I don’t know!
Anyway, the point is that there is a person and her name is Cindy Margolis. The cable backwater known as the Fox Reality Network is giving her a Bachelorette-type reality show called Seducing Cindy. Because why not!
Got it so far? Good. Okay, so one of the contestants on Seducing Cindy is really hot. He is a “model” named Leighton Stultz. Annnnnnd he posed for Playgirl. YAY. After the jump see Leighton’s penis and rejoice. Aren’t you glad you read all this crap now?
Oh, NSFW. Via Tabloid Prodigy.

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