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!! OMG, He’s Naked: Another Reality TV Star You’ve Never Heard Of !!

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Okay, let’s go through this one really slow. Stick with me cause there’s penis at the end of this boring rainbow:
There is a person named Cindy Margolis. She is an older blond lady who inexplicably holds the “world record” for being the “most downloaded woman on the internet.” This is really baffling because she’s kind of gross but I think it either has something to do with the fact that she goes on Howard Stern sometimes or the fact that straight men are dazzled and confused by blond hair and big boobs. Or maybe the record is just from the olden days when you actually had to download pictures and put them on floppy discs? I don’t know!
Anyway, the point is that there is a person and her name is Cindy Margolis. The cable backwater known as the Fox Reality Network is giving her a Bachelorette-type reality show called Seducing Cindy. Because why not!
Got it so far? Good. Okay, so one of the contestants on Seducing Cindy is really hot. He is a “model” named Leighton Stultz. Annnnnnd he posed for Playgirl. YAY. After the jump see Leighton’s penis and rejoice. Aren’t you glad you read all this crap now?
Oh, NSFW. Via Tabloid Prodigy.

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!! OMG, How Handy: Foreskins !!

Cut or uncut!? Longstanding OMG Blog tradition guarantees a constant, ongoing debate in the comments re: which is superior. Anyway, have whatever opinion you want– I don’t care!– but you do have to admit that it seems fun to be able to stuff a bunch of crap all up in your thing. And you need a foreskin to do that! Next time you find yourself regretting a lack of pockets or unable to fit another item in your carry-on, just remember that if you were uncut the problem would be solved. You could just put it in your penis!
See an example after the jump (NSFW!), then head on over to Phallic Cymbals (also NSFW) for more…
(Via Lady Bunny)

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!! OMG, He’s Naked: Nick Corey !!

This actor named Nick Corey is a mystery to me! He has exactly one credit on IMDB, for the role of “Shawn Reagan” in a French (maybe?) movie called Human Zoo. I don’t know the first thing about it… except that whoever “Shawn Reagan” is, he’s naked constantly! Yay– especially if you like shaggy-haird hunks. Screen caps are after the jump. NSFW!

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!! OMG, His Butt: Luke Pasqualino !!

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Are you guys as obsessed as I am with the British teevee program SKINS? If you’re not you should be– it easily ranks with My So-Called Life and Freaks and Geeks as one of the best shows ever about teenagers. And because it’s British, they get naked all the time! On this week’s installment, slackjawed skater-stud Freddie– as portrayed by Luke Pasqualino– bares his ass in a moment of decadent languor.
Okay, before you click be warned: it’s not the absolute best butt-shot ever. It’s kinda distant and blurry, but I am nonetheless thankful to Skins for its long-term commitment to bringing us even this marginal level of nudity.
Butt after the jump! NSFW!

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