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!! OMG, Donnie Wahlberg’s “Fluffy White Thing” !!

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By “This big ole fluffy white thing,” NKOTB Donnie Wahlberg means his butt, or at least some of it. I am posting this for you so you aren’t compelled to do what I spent the last five minutes doing, which is going through the elder Mr. Wahlberg’s tweets from the last several days.
I highly recommend NOT following Mr. Wahlberg, who tweets like a methed-out twelve year old girl, but way way stupider. TWUGS! (Follow OMG Blog instead.)
The picture of Donnie’s butt is after the jump. NSFW I guess.

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!! OMG, He’s Naked Again: Christopher Atkins !!

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Island of the Blue Lagoon’s Christopher Atkins is basically just famous for being naked, so of course seeing his thing again is no big surprise. This time, though, Mr. Atkins has gotten all grown up and artsy! I mean, obviously, right? After the jump, see Chris all grown and sexy in several extremely highbrow black and white nudes. And yes, you totally see his dick. NSFW!
Thanks to concerned reader CB for sending these our way.

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!! OMG, his butt: Avatar’s Sam Worthington !!

avatarpic11.jpgdeeply stupid, it did indeed completely blow my f*cking mind. It is totally going to be the most retarded movie ever to win Best Picture, and it completely deserves that honor. Despite some of the worst dialogue you ever heard and a nonsense-story strung sloppily together from a potpurri of every racist/colonialist cliché in existence, it was still the most amazing movie I ever saw.
Being a total workaholic I obvs spent a good portion of the movie wondering if its Australian star Sam Worthington had ever appeared “in the nude.” I mean, he was kind of nude in Avatar but not really cause he was (often) a big blue cartoon, and also his buttcrack was concealed with a tail. Let’s not even talk about the magical loincloth that always stayed mysteriously in place. Who knows if big blue cartoons even have D’s anyway?
The point is that I rushed home and scoured the internet for naked pictures of the hunky Mr. Worthington out of his Avatar guise. And that, dear readers, is how I wound up in the quandary that I’m in.
On one hand, Avatar is the number one movie in the universe right now, and I feel that it’s my solemn duty as your host here at OMG Blog to deliver you with nudie pictures of its star. On the other hand, these pictures are not that great, you only see his butt, and I know that if I post them, everyone is just going to complain complain complain. So do I post them for the people who would like to see them and face the harsh criticism I’m sure to receive? Or should I hold them back and wait for the glorious day when I have a hi-qual picture of his (ostensibly) giant Australian schlong?
Well. I am a man of courage and conviction! Sam Worthington’s blurry, underlit butt is after the jump. SAY WHAT YOU WANNA.
(NSFW)

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!! OMG, He’s Naked: Hugh Jackman !!

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Okay, okay, so I was wrong. I am perfect enough to admit my mistakes!
Anyway, much to my surprise and contrary to my example from yesterday, it turns out that Hugh Jackman has indeed showed his (admantium laced???) weiner on celluloid. I mean, assuming . A helpful tipster (thanks veg!) sent me the following screencap; I have no idea what movie it’s from, so please let me know.
Despite my error, my point from yesterday basically stands. NEVERTHELESS! Click after the jump for the D you so desire!

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!! OMG, he’s naked: Nikki Sixx !!

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So I’m out for Christmasy drinks last night and someone comes up to me at the bar and is like, “You’re doing a great job on OMG Blog, but could you please post more full frontals?” And that is when I went wild homo.
I am going to share with you a secret that you might not have considered: celebrities don’t show their dicks every day! Short of following Hugh Jackman into the bathroom and snapping his picture at the urinal, there is little I can do to procure pictures of Mr. Jackman’s D if such pictures don’t exist. I do my best to scour this here internet for the best specimens of nude celebrity manhood and post them for your viewing enjoyment: if a celebrity shows his penis, I guaranf*ckingtee you that I will find it and have it up here in no time cause unfortunately that’s what I pray for all day.
More often than not, however, celebrities guard their privates with infuriating zeal. So sometimes you will just have to settle for butts, okay? Also, guess what? Some people like butts! Including me!
After the jump is Motley Crue’s Nikki Sixx and his big exposed thing, so enjoy. Not sure what the origin of the pictures is, but they seem to be from when he was still young and hot. NSFW.
(Thanks CB)

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