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!! OMG, LABRADORABLE: Cuddle Puddle Struggle Wuggle !!


OMG, LABRADORABLE: Cuddle Puddle Struggle Wuggle [jezebel]
Jay-Z leaves his sister on the subway [dlisted]
Suck on his Mistletoes: Tom Daley as Sexy Santass [towleroad]
Jean Paul Go-to-it: Gaultier Exhibition visits Brooklyn Museum [queerty]
Gwyneth Paltrow fills her mouth with Goop [celebitchy]
UPDATE, They Sold Out: Warwick Uni Rowing Calendar [ohlala]
Holiday gifts you gots to buy right MEOW! [celebcafe]
Frankmusik: ‘Shores’ [arjan]
Blohan get’s job offer from strip club [popbytes]
Gaga gets her head stuck in a bird cage [socialitelife]
Firemen saving kitties! [kenneth]
Bieber’s Boner…Ew, no wait, what is that thing round your neck, err, gross [evilbeet]
Kylie on ‘P R A’ [afterelton]
Amanda Seyfried is a Rapper Froggie [amygrindhouse via starcrush]
Anonymouses squeek up against Westboro Baptist Church [joemygod]
Kate Upton gets squirted on, atop an inflatable swan [obv] for VogueGermany [theblemish]
Pee-wee Her-bat-man: Pee-wee dubs the ‘Dark Knight’ [doubleviking via taco]

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!! OMG, Golden Globe Nominations? Whatever: Here’s Lil’ Kim’s Golden Globes !!

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OMG, Golden Globe Nominations?, Whatever. Here’s Lil’ Kim’s Golden Globes [evilbeet]
Just a Waving Beaver [dlisted]
Pope Bene-Dick-head blesses ‘Kill The Gays’ Parliamentarian. Ewwwurgh! [towleroad]
…but that’s okrrr, because their bill is taking aaaages [queerty]
Spruce! Bruce is cutting Loose: Bruce Jenner’s moving out [celebitchy]
Pedro Aboud is hot in the shade [ohlala]
Liar Liar, Lindsay’s pants are on fire [celebritycafe]
Ellie Golding’s Golden Performance [arjan]
Jessie Wares NEW VIDEO “Sweet” [popbytes]
Don’t Tell, Don’t Tell; Gay Spouse Denied membership to military spouse club. News to me, I thought ‘Military Spouse Club’ was a midweek homo party on the Upper East Side. [jezebel]
Jared Leto’s painted nails make him look even more like Aimee Mann [socialitelife]
Vince Vance and the Valiants “All I Want for Christmas Is You” [kenneth]
Amanda Seyfried looks glamazing when she’s drunk. I look like shite when I’m sober. I want that dress [amy]
“TwiddlytwiddlyTweet”: “Even More Shit Liza Minnelli Says” [afterelton]
MNDR ‘Feed Me Diamonds’ Highly Featuring RAVEN [joemygod]
I want Bieber’s balls on a plate [tabloidprodigy]
What do you mean someone threw a rock at Liam Hemsworth? I’ll bloody smack them [blemish]
Treehouses that look like Hobbiton-in-dem-trees [doubleviking]

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!! OMG, Rubber Duckie in a Big ol’ British Bath !!


OMG, Rubber Duckie in a Big ol’ British Bath: Blooming massive rubber duck floats down the Thames [dlisted]
Pope Bene-twitts’ first tweets [towleroad]
Do you “wannabe” there on time next time Victoria?: Spice Girls’ Musical Premier [queerty]
Louis CK hates his perfect penis [celebitchy]
Diesel hypnotises it’s customers [ohlala]
Top Ten Chwistmas Twees [celebcafe
A*M*E’s new single: ‘Heartless’ [arjan]
Ru’s Crew: Who’s guest-judging in season 5? [popbytes]

Anne Hathaway
Snatches back [jezebel]
Puppy puddle play pals [socialite]
Lance’s Mom gets Loud: Pat Loud’s Holiday Memory [kenneth]
When in Russia: Gaga’s gargantuan furry-jewelly-satiny-russiany thing-y [evilbeet]
Yoko does ‘Fireworks’ a favour [afterelton]

Kim Kar-crashian’s
upholstery for ‘Factice’ Magazine [amy via toofab]
Another reason to love chunky hockey players: Toronto Marlies Pledge against Homophobia [joemygod]
Nick Masturbates To Mimi’s “Hero” [tabloidprodigy]
Miley’s Puppy ‘popped-her-clogs’ [blemish]
Stop doing that, you’re going to get that dildo all sandy: Dildo Knight jabs opponent in the face with his sword [doubleviking]

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!! OMG, Kim Kar-Krash-Ian’s PUSSY shrivelled up and died: RIP Meoowrcy !!

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Kim Kar-Krash-Ian’s pussy shriveled up and died [dlisted]
Sparkly bor-balls for your xmas boughs [towleroad]
Judy Garland finds Howard Keel hiding behind a dresser [queerty]
Katy & Taylor are killing feminism [and more pressing; Taylor is just killing me with boringfulness, eww she’s so booo-ring!] [celebitchy]
‘Girl Gone Wild’ model’s mirrored-open-toe-sandals [ohlala]
Obama still has ‘Gangnam Style’ [celebcafe]
Yung Skeeter ‘Stand Again’ [arjan]
I want a Kim Kar-Trash-Ian VAMPIRE FACIAL also as well [popbytes]
Cole’s getting fired up [jezebel via Huffpost]
Lambert and Lauper’s ‘Mad World’ [socialitelife]
Rag Roll [kenneth]
Miley’s Boob Joob [evilbeet]
Ask Barbra Streisand [afterelton]
MariO-my-gawd, where are your pants Mr Lopez? [Amy via TooFab]
Supreme Fabulettes “You Ruined My Xmas” [JoeMyGod]
Icey Coco Anyone ? [tabloidprodigy]
Watch her loose weight now Weight Watchers; what with a human bean growing inside her [blemish]
Oopsie poopsie: Just another one of those Fail Compilations [doubleviking]

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!! OMG, Martha gets the turkey lurkey: Salmonella Supriiiiiise! !!

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Martha gets the turkey lurkey [dlisted]
Bill, have you never heard the term “Camp as Christmas”? [towleroad]
Sao Paulo student Bashed [queerty]
Amanda dons McQueen and wrap-around sword-belt [celebitchy]
Smelly Scarlett for D&G [ohlala]
Kate’s nurse found DEAD [celebcafe]
‘Kill, F*ck Marry’ Acoustic. That sounds so wrong [arjan]
Treckie Trailer [popbytes]
BUFFY BUFF-BUFF BUFFS! [jezebel]
Cat Collar Couture [socialitelife]
CK’s Ex has a big gob [kenneth]
Pre-Ri-Ri [evilbeet]
Jane Fonda and Sandra Bernhard Take Over!!! [afterelton]
Shakira’s pics don’t lie [amy]
Gays are Richer Bitchers [joemygod]
Snooki offers parenting advice to Kate. I’m pretty sure she’ll totally listen [tabloidprodigy]
Taylor Swift beatboxes? Riiiiiiight! [blemish]
Morningwood-to-Hollywood Stars [doubleviking]

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