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!! OMG, She Takes the Subway: Madonna !!

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Before she became the Queen of England, Madonna used to be the quintessential New Yorker. This is the lady who started her career at Danceteria and was primarily known as “the girl who used to lounge around naked longest in the gym locker room.” Of course, she’s long since abandoned these mean streets for horsier pastures, but Madonna got back to her NYC roots by– gasp!– coming down from her royal yoga mat to ride the subway again!
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Of course, TMZ irritatingly fails to report what train she was on or where she was going. My man-friend says it looks like an A train from the sign but I can’t quite make it out. I guess we’ll just have to use our imaginations. Come see me on the G, Madge!
UPDATE: I must have posted this before I had my afternoon Adderall, because it’s clearly the fakest thing ever! In addition to being dressed for December, Madonna also has an extra arm in the photo on the subway platform. Also she’s taking an above-ground train which, let’s face it: even if she were to venture onto the subway, there’s absolutely no way in the world that the Material Girl would be riding the J train or its ilk. (Don’t get me wrong– I love the J train, but I also love shopping at C-Town.)
[TMZ via Gawker]

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!! OMG gossip: Jared Leto strips with Terry !!

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Jared Leto lets Terry Richardson cut (and frost) his hair and remove his clothes. More photos at: [towleroad]
OMG Bj√∂rk‘s purple outfit will eat you [popeater]
Wedding bells for Brithey Spears and Jason Trawick? [socialite life]
OMG photos from the set of the new season of Gossip Girl! [popsugar]
Emma Watson disses Twilight [betty]
OMG Ellen Pompeo has six toes! [yeeeah]
Should lesbian sorority girls feel obligated to come out to their sisters? [autostraddle]
Prostitutes can no longer advertise on Craig’s List [joe]
Stephen Moyer is auctioning off his True Blood cock-sock for charity. Act now or forever regret not owning. [popbytes]
Lindsay Lohan “bumped” a baby in a stroller with her Maserati [celeb smack]
OMG MTV’s Real World shows its first peen! [tabloid prodigy, link nsfw]
America hates Target [queerty]
OMG Lisa Rinna bikini Tweet! [starcasm]
Either way, their Hawaii honeymoon is over [pitnb]
Kanye West gets really, really personal on Twitter [dlisted]
Celebrties commemorate Labor Day by… laboring? [cityrag]
OMG Michalsky’s very racy new perfume ad! [oh la la, sorta nsfw]

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!! OMG, She Serves it Straight Up: Paula Abdul takes YouTube by storm !!


International treasure Paula Abdul may have been fired from her gig on American Idol, but now that she has her own YouTube channel, we can finally start treating her like the gift that she is.
It will come as no surprise to anyone who watched her classic reality show Hey Paula that DJ Skat Kat’s girlfriend is completely nuts and potentially drug-addled, rambling semi-intelligibly (and often in the middle of the night) on such topics as Does Paula Ever Need to Get Away, Weird Smells, Thank You For Paula Abdul Week, and, of course, My Favorite Dishes, I Love to Cook!
(Yes, there is apparently such a thing as Paula Abdul week?!)
[Via Jezebel]

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!! OMG gossip: John Travolta and the rumors that won’t go away !!

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The National Enquirer says what we’ve known for years about John Travolta [queerty]
Watch Tom Hardy work on his fantastic butt [dlisted]
Not only is Rob Lowe still around, his body is bangin’ on the cover of Men’s Health [kenneth]
Ashton Kutcher threatens Star magazine on Twitter over an alleged “cheating” incident [evil beet]
OMG guess who threw glass bottles at Axl Rose? [popeater]
GLAAD President Jarrett Barrios is divorcing his husband [towleroad]
OMG witness at store robbery is crazier than the robbers [tabloid prodigy]
Shocking: No one wants Katy Perry‘s crappy record [socialite life]
OMG first medical marijuana TV ad airs in California! [starcasm]
OMG meet Lindsay Lohan‘s secret half-sister! [pitnb]
See what happens when Glee‘s Chris Colfer accidentally walks into a leather bar [l.a. rag mag]
Major Models has released their always sexy SS11 mens show package [oh la la]
Kellan Lutz shirtless in a parking lot… just because. [hollywood rag]
OMG kitten tries to play Duck Hunt! [cityrag]

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!! OMG gossip: Lindsay channels Grace !!

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Lindsay Lohan poses as Grace Kelly for Vanity Fair [starcasm]
Anne Hathaway has Justin Bieber’s haircut [dlisted]
Did Elin Nordegren‘s tell-all sell more copies of People than Brangelina’s twins? [popeater]
OMG Sir Ian McKellen is riding a Pride float, holding a rainbow flag and sporting a new, gay haircut [pitnb]
OMG Robyn covers Bjork in Sweden! [evil beet]
Adam Lambert talks Freddie Mercury [after elton]
This is why closeted politicians never get outed in mainstream media [queerty]
OMG it’s Michael Phelps‘s buttcrack! [tabloid prodigy, sorta NSFW]
Designer Calvin Klein‘s new underwear model boyfriend s almost fifty years his junior [gawker]
James Preston is cute. That is all. [socialite life]
Jane Lynch is slamming Britney Spears, but it sounds kind of like a publicity stunt… [l.a. rag mag]
OMG Vanessa Williams + Desperate Housewives! First look [oh la la]
Fidel Castro takes responsibility for persecution of gays in Cuba [towleroad]
OMG Corgi’s are taking over! [cityrag]

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