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!! OMG, Quote of the Day: Zac Efron Doesn’t Bathe in Pussy !!

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Zac Efron shares with Details:

“Bathe in pussy? Yeah, I think a lot of guys would enjoy that. Believe me. I rack my brain thinking, ‘Why am I not out there playing the field?’ One of my buddies was like, ‘You have no idea what’s going on. You’re peaking on ecstasy and watching TV.’ But that’s not in my heart.”

Listen, I love pussy as much as the next person, but I don’t think you’re supposed to bathe in it!
[Details Details via Just Jared]

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!! OMG gossip: Jack White has had enough !!

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Jack White cusses out Mary Kate Olsen, Liv Tyler, and other fans at his show [evil beet]
What is the Angelina/Diana connection? [popeater]
What actor tried cruising in a park for “research” and ended up doing loads of drugs? [dlisted]
Nevada Senate candidate Sharron Angle has finally gone public with her feelings about us “sodomites — child-molesting, HIV-carrying, Hell-bound freaks.” God bless her tiny heart. [towleroad]
OMG Megan Fox 7th grade yearbook photo! [starcasm]
Tori Spelling looks better without make-up [socialite life]
Megan Fox and Dominic Monaghan star in the new video for Eminem‘s “Love the Way You Lie” [l.a. rag mag]
Have Republicans moved on from attacking gay marriage? [queerty]
Britney Spears lost a couple inches off her dress or the Starbucks added a couple inches onto her butt. Either way, it’s not pretty. [cityrag]
And she will NOT be appearing on her own episode of Glee [pitnb]
A male model doesn’t get much fresher looking than newcomer Jonathan McLane [oh la la]
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt prefers boys swim trunks [allie]
350 square foot apartment, 20 rooms. See it to believe it [kenneth]
OMG this man REALLY needed to get off the bus! [tabloid prodigy]
OMG 10 best-dressed atheletes! [betty]

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!! OMG gossip: Jude Law’s hair is still withstanding ocean water !!

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Photos of Jude Law and Sienna Miller frolicking on a yacht [dlisted]
Target CEO Gregg Steinhafel “apologizes” to gay employees, but does not retract his $150,000 tainted donation nor promise to make such donations in the future [queerty]
OMG teen celeb plastic surgery on the rise! [popeater]
Supermodel Mark Vanderloo stills look tight, not too plasticine after 20 years [kenneth]
Did Christopher Nolan get the idea for Inception from an old Scrooge McDuck comic? [evil beet]
Is this woman Queen Latifah’s girlfriend? [drunken stepfather, link nsfw]
Flashback: When Jake Gyllenhaal was a nerd [l.a. rag mag]
Ricky Martin loves himself, Tweets it [tabloid prodigy]
Emma Watson cut her hair. Real short. [starcasm]
New Mexican gay marriage law ruled constitutional by the Supreme Court [towleroad]
Rainbow cloud over L.A. a sign from above that Prop 8 would be overturned? [oh la la]
OMG it’s the new cast of Skins season 5! [pitnb]
Paul Rudd is looking real scruffy. Would you still hit it? [socialite life]
Swedish pop star Robyn says “Sorry, I’m straight” [tng]
OMG the dark side of Vitaminwater! [huffpo]
OMG adorable kitten jump fail! [cityrag]

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!! OMG, What A Resemblance: Jennifer Aniston Works Streisand Realness !!

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No, you idiot, that’s not Suze Orman! It’s everyone’s favorite chain-smoking spurned wife: Jenny Aniston! She’s on the cover of this month’s Harper’s Bazaar in full on Barbra Streisand drag.
On commonalities between herself and Ms. Barbra, Jenny had this to say:

“I had a long conversation with Barbara about directing because I directed a short a couple years ago, and if I don’t do it again soon, I’m going to burst out of my skin. And we also love interior design.


More pictures from the fabulous Mark Seliger shoot are over at PopSugar.

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!! OMG, Holy Holy Holy: Katy Perry and Jesus Play Tongue Twister !!


Bing bong bong bing wing wong bong! No, it’s not Chinese, you racist: it’s Tongues, the official language of Mr. Jesus Christ himself. And while most godless Hollywood types are more acquainted with a tongue up the butt than the ancient tongue of The Holy Spirit, untouched flower/God Warrior Katy “I Kissed a Girl” Perry reveals in a recent interview that she knows Jesus’s secret language.

“Speaking in tongues is as normal to me as ‘Pass the salt.’ It’s a secret, direct prayer language to God.”

Unfortunately, I’ve gone my entire life thinking God spoke Pig Latin! No wonder I still haven’t been blessed with the Orsche-pay Arrera-cay I’ve been praying for all these years.
[Via Jezebel]

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