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!! OMG gossip: Neil Patrick Harris names names !!

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Neil Patrick Harris names his Top 10 hottest guys in Hollywood [after elton]
Christina Aguilera gets hot and messy on Oprah [dlisted]
Oprah knows something about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart [l.a. rag mag]
Kelly Clarkson lashes out at the music industry with her new song “Wash, Rinse, Repeat” [popeater]
NPR plagiarizes fourfour (one of our favorite blogs) and then offers belated credit [fourfour]
Elvis died of constipation with a 9 foot long colon. Yes, for real. [bwe]
Let Jake Gyllenhaal show you the tastiest way ever to wreck your new iPad [towleroad]
What male R&B superstar just can’t seem to find the right moisturizer? [socialite life]
Watch Jim Carrey Tweet his slow descent into madness [evil beet]
Apple proves once again to have no sense of humor [allie]
OMG Madonna + MDG video campaign teaser! [oh la la]
Football star/Dancing with the Stars alum Lawrence Taylor has been charged with third-degree rape of a 16-year-old prostitute. It’s hard to get classier than that. [yeeeah]
Is Miley Cyrus entering a Britney phase? [tabloid prodigy]
Playboy Playmate Angel Porrino is 21 going on 60 [hollywood rag]
OMG coolest granny in China! [uncoached]
Drake has a flasher in his audience [drunken stepfather, link nsfw]
Are Posh and Becks on the rocks? [betty]
The mall has officially opened in the site of New York’s famous Limelight nightclub [kenneth]

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!! OMG, She’s A Mommy: Bethenny ‘Bethany’ Frankel !!

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OMG, Real Housewife of New York Bethenny “Bethany” Frankel went into labor this morning! This is the scene as I imagine it to have unfolded:

INT. Bethenny’s Kitchen. BETHENNY and BETHENNY’S ASSISTANT sit huddled over separate laptops.
BETHENNY’S ASSISTANT: Oh no.
BETHENNY: What?
BETHENNY’S ASSISTANT: Holy shit…
BETHENNY: What?!
BETHENNY’S ASSISTANT: Have you seen Perez Hilton yet?
BETHENNY: No. What’s that f*cker saying now?
BETHENNY’S ASSISTANT: Just look.
BETHENNY: How do I find it? What’s the link?
BETHENNY’S ASSISTANT: It’s right at the top of the page.
(Bethenny clicks around for a moment.)
BETHENNY: Shit. That f*cker. It says here that I’m going into labor!
BETHENNY’S ASSISTANT: Wait, right now?
BETHENNY: Yes!
BETHENNY’S ASSISTANT: Well… ?
BETHENNY: (Feels stomach, a look of surprise registers.) How did he… ? Well shit. Call the doctor.
(She stands and begins packing her bags.)
BETHENNY’S ASSISTANT: Should I call Jill first?
FADE TO BLACK

Bethenny’s baby’s arriving a month ahead of schedule, so let’s wish Ms. Frankel and her spawn good luck getting all their publicity ducks in a row on this short notice!
[Access Hollywood via Gawker]

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!! OMG gossip: Best conservative gay sex scandal of 2010 so far !!

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Lifelong anti-gay activist (and Baptist minister) George Alan Rekers just returned from 10 days of bought-and-paid-for gay sex in Miami. You know you want to know more. [queerty]
Rock/reality star Bret Michaels will make a full recovery from his brain hemorrhage [popeater]
Corey Haim died of natural causes [dlisted]
Did James Franco try to come out of the closet at a press conference? [l.a. rag mag]
Madonna looking less gristly than usual on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar Russia [oh la la]
Where is Michael Phelps‘s new tattoo? [tabloid prodigy]
Charlie Crist is up for sale on eBay [the hill]
OMG Keanu Reeves and Charlize Theron?? [socialite life]
17-year-old baseball fan tasered on the field in Philadelphia [towleroad]
Elton John banned from playing Egypt after calling Jesus gay [evil beet]
I’ll bet you never took supermodel Liz Hurley for an entrepreneur [celeb smack]
Zoe Saldana can’t wait for Avatar 2 [betty]
OMG Florida Senator caught looking at naughty photos on his work computer! [uncoached]
Get it right! Halle Berry was not dumped. [yeeeah]
Times Square bomber Faizal Shahzad is indistinguishable from your acerage douchebag [bwe]
Helena Christensen gets naked for Reebok, and wow, you have to see it to believe it. [drunken stepfather, link nsfw]
OMG cat shakes hands with crawfish [urlesque]

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!! OMG gossip: Celine, we really didn’t want to know !!

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OMG it’s Celine Dion‘s sex anniversary! [lainey]
David Boreanaz (of Bones and Buffy) is the latest cheater to come forward [popeater]
Iggy Pop looks absolutely horrifying shirtless on stage [dlisted]
And Madonna looks absolutely fake in Interview [oh la la]
Is James Franco chasing the dragon? [l.a. rag mag]
What classy star has a bow tattoo in her buttcrack? [tabloid prodigy]
Gwen Stefani is not fazed by Courtney Love‘s revelation of an affair with Gavin Rossdale [socialite life]
OMG guys model extra skimpy swimsuits! [kenneth]
How did Twitter save Conan O’Brien? [allie]
Out magazine makes reality show about itself [towleroad]
Demi Moore says having sex every day makes her look younger [betty]
Who has Justin Timberlake seen holding hands with? [hollywood rag]
Angelina Jolie refuses invitation from The White House… again. [celebitchy]
The Simpsons cover Ke$ha [amy grindhouse]
Seth Green has married… yes, a taller woman [evil beet]
Boy wears dress to prom, gets voted Prom King [queerty]
This chubby webcam girl will seduce you. Watch out. [drunken stepfather, link nsfw]
OMG White-Castle scented candle, for those nights you just want to smell the grease [bwe]

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