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!! OMG gossip: Jake Gyllenhaal’s beefiest role yet !!

Beefy Jake Gyllenhaal shows skin for Prince of Persia [towleroad]
What do Lady Gaga and Sarah Palin have in common? [popeater]
Homewrecker Rielle Hunter explains why she’s not a homewrecker [evil beet]
Sandra Bullock has secretly adopted an (American!) black baby [ninjadude]
Jessica Alba almost burned down her hotel [allie]
OMG preview The Real L Word! [popbytes]
Johnny Weir gives good forehead [bwe]
OMG grandma is having a baby with her biological grandson! [dlisted]
Katie Holmes will play Jackie Kennedy [socialite life]
Jenna Jameson did not have drugs in her pee [hollywood rag]
You can rent Stephen Dorff‘s Malibu beach home [l.a. rag mag]
Meanwhile no one wants to buy Britney Spears‘s Beverly Hills mansion [betty]
OMG Jersey Shore groupies! [drunken stepfather, link nsfw]
Remember the B-52’s album “Mesopotamia”? [kenneth]
OMG name the celebrity who has NOT had a nose job! [cityrag]
Pubes in the forest… Pubes in the forest… Is this fashion? [oh la la]
OMG, when cats attack! [tabloid prodigy]

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!! OMG gossip: No hanky panky in the Russian government !!

Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin and President Dmitri Medvedev are “not gay” together [towleroad]
OMG Spencer Pratt and Lauren Conrad Twitter War! [popeater]
Courtney Love hasn’t looked this fresh in years. [socialite life]
OMG the smallest horse in the world! [dlisted]
Strip club manager fired for hiring 14-year-old girl [drunken stepfather, link nsfw]
You can still find OC hunk Chris Carmack on TV [kenneth]
Adam Lambert and Halle Berry are twinsies [bwe]
Adulterous lovebirds LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are kissing in public now [hollywood rag]
OMG Beyonce nipple slip! [allie, link nsfw]
Hugh Hefner saves the “Hollywood” sign.. again [oh la la]
Christina Applegate will marry Martyn LeNoble this summer [betty]
Shirtless Jesse James here… Check out what all the tattooed ladies have been enjoying. [l.a. rag mag]
OMG it’s Iron Man vs. Hugh Grant! [cityrag]

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!! OMG, she’s still got it: Whitney Houston is back and sweatier than ever !!

We wish it weren’t so, but apparently Whitney Houston’s raspy vocal turns on her “Nothing But Love” comeback tour are sending fans around the world clamoring for the exits. One Australian woman even told CBS that the R&B diva “couldn’t entertain a dead rat, to be honest”.
But despite resoundingly negative reviews in the UK and Australia, Nippy’s entourage remains unmoved. To wit: this deeply-moving moment from The Guardian’s review of Whitney’s recent Nottingham concert:

During “My Love Is Your Love” she is flanked by her son and daughter. At one point, a sodden Houston flicked sweat onto the stage. A drop landed on Big Bob, her bodyguard of 20-odd years, who put down his iPhone to smear the liquid lovingly across his cheek.

She may have lost The Voice, but she’s still got The Sweat. Let’s go in for a close-up:

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!! OMG, how dangerous: Pam Grier’s Terrifying Tale of Coke-cooch !!

I’m sure you’ve heard the famous story about how Stevie Nicks made her assistant blow coke up her butt because her nose was too f*cked up for snorting. But have you ever heard of a lady with a dangerous buildup of cocaine in her vagina? Me neither– until now. And the lady in question is none other than Pam “Foxy Brown” Grier herself. How did she get all that up her cooch? In her memoir, published this week, Ms. Grier recounts the following alarming conversation with her doctor:

He said, “Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that’s prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It’s a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?”

“No,” I said, astonished.

“Well, it’s really dangerous,” he went on. “Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?”

“No,” I said, “not that I know of. It’s not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex.” I had a nauseating flash of one of Richard’s famous lines: Even my dick has a cocaine jones.

“Are you sure he isn’t doing it in the bathroom before he comes to bed?” the doctor asked.

“That’s a possibility,” I said. “You know, I am dating Richard Pryor.”

“Oh, my God,” he said. “We have a serious problem here. If he’s not putting it on his skin directly, then it’s worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid.”

[via Jezebel]

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!! OMG, His bulge: Taylor Lautner !!

Want to see Taylor “My future’s so bright I need TWO pairs of sunglasses” Lautner’s recently legal penis-bulge in Zapruderlike detail, reduced in magnification to the point of total abstraction!?
Duh! You’re reading OMG Blog! Which means you probably just woke up from a disturbingly Zapruderlike dream about penis bulges. (See how well I know you guys?)
Anyway, it’s after the jump.
[via Queerclick, thanks to Zach for the tip]

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