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!! OMG gossip: ‘Detail’s’ will suck your blood !!

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Three Details covers this month, each featuring a different True Blood hunk [dlisted]
Some people still think Taylor Lautner is interested in women [socialite life]
The Westboro Baptist Church is too hateful for the KKK. Yes, really. [towleroad]
What baseball player is Rihanna dating now? [betty]
Persistently wet-looking, chubby greaseball Brandon Davis calls ex-girlfriend Mischa Barton “fat” on Twitter [bwe]
Drunk stripper crashes a car into her place of work [drunken stepfather, nsfw]
Demi Moore is “letting herself go” [lainey]
OMG drunk babies! [cityrag]
Leighton Meester is now single. Get in line, boys! [celebitchy]
OMG tiny Mexican wrestlers take a beating and give it right back! [uncoached]
OK Magazine has so far been the only entity to succesfully impregnate Jennifer Aniston… TWICE! [amy]
Homoerotic punk twinks are too sexy for the iPhone [oh la la]
Lady GaGa‘s Australian itinerary has been leaked to the Internet, including her free time [allie]
Robert Pattinson takes on a decidedly less sexy and vampiric movie role. I’m not a fan of the center part. [popsugar]
OMG take the Jersey Shore casting questionnaire! [popeater]
Playboy does not want Kate Gosselin [superficial]
Lindsay Lohan models new 6126 leggings [l.a. rag mag]
OMG Naked & Famous has made Kevlar jeans! [kenneth]
The owner of gay Mormon porn site Mormonboyz.com has been getting death threats from LDS mebers [bilerico]
OMG college dining hall serves fried chicken that’s raw on the inside! [tabloid prodigy]

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!! OMG gossip: Baby for Beyonce? !!

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3 signs that Beyonce might be pregnant [frisky]
OMG Kimora Lee Simmons has been decapitated! [dlisted]
There is no Sandra Bullock sex tape [popeater]
As if their ratings weren’t bad enough already, CNN now wants to take gay rights discourse back to the Dark Ages [towleroad]
And some conservatives are out to steal gay rights as an issue from liberals. Will it work? [queerty]
One guess at what you might find inside the new Hercules magazine [oh la la]
OMG peek up Joe Jonas‘ shirt as he works out! [l.a. rag mag]
Remember Elian Gonzalez? At 16 it is evident that he will grow up to be hot. [kenneth]
This Miley Cyrus April Fools joke turned out to be true [allie]
Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes keep up appearances for their kids [popsugar]
Which Desperate Housewife is suing the show’s creator Marc Cherry? [betty]
What was George Lopez doing at Sandra Bullock‘s house? [hollywood rag]
Which former cast member of The Hills is now L.A.’s most eligible bachelorette? [superficial]
Snooki and a giant sombrero: Discuss [bwe]
Wow, look what Catherine Zeta-Jones wears to her business meetings [ino]
BREAKING NEWS: Gwyneth Paltrow is a self-described hater [socialite life]
Trannie superstar Amanda Lepore works it for the cameras in the DAYTIME [drunken stepfather, link nsfw]
Drivers beware of hookers! [tabloid prodigy]

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!! OMG gossip: Matt Dillon looking for gay experience !!

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Matt Dillon wants to play gay [towleroad]
Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna have not broken up [lainey]
Gabourey Sidibe will host SNL on April 24 [popeater]
Can you count all the celebrity April Fool’s pranks today? [popsugar]
OMG who pooped on the floor at London’s Daily Mail newspaper? [dlisted]
Tiger Woods paid mistress $10 million to keep quiet [superficial]
The Lindsay Lohan deathwatch is back on [drunken stepfather, link nsfw]
Jennifer Hudson is the new face of Weight Watchers [betty]
OMG Anna Paquin is bisexual! [l.a. rag mag]
Meet Ricky Martin‘s sexy boyfriend [tabloid prodigy]
OMG 50 most depressed Easter Bunnies! [bwe]
Cheyenne Jackson interviewed in Toronto’s Fab Magazine [oh la la]
OMG Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel got married! And there are photos! [pitnb]
Sandra Bullock has come out of hiding… In a giant hat that obscures her face [allie]
Dannii Minogue still looks young and radiant [yeeeah]
Justin Timberlake and Jamie Foxx will play 1-on-1 [socialite life]
Con Edison is still stealing from New Yorkers [kenneth]
OMG it’s the Karate Chimp! [uncoached]

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!! OMG, Who Knew: Sandy B. is the new Adolf H.? !!

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Confession: for a nominal gossip blogger, I’m not all that interested in celebrity gossip. There’s a reason that Frank does the gossip roundups! I have important work to do (watching cat videos and Telephone parodies all day) and can’t dirty my beautiful mind with this celebrity business.
The salaciousness of the Sandra Bullock/Jesse James scandal has only served to raise my threshold for caring about this shit. If there’s not a Nazi angle, I no longer want to hear about it at all. (Caveat: A homosexual angle obviously kind of works too but that’s about it.) The upshot of this is that if I was ever interested in Tiger Woods, I’m certainly not anymore; get back to me when it’s revealed that either Tiger or Elin is a Nazi and I’ll consider reconsidering.
The definitive Sandra-Jesse-Nazi coverage is of course to be found at DListed, where Michael K is doing such brilliant work that I’m not even bothering to compete. However, the staunch women of Jezebel have recently gotten into the game with a real scoop, dropping the bombshell that Sandra Bullock– previously assumed to be an innocent victim of Jesse James’s philandering– may basically be the second coming of Hitler himself:

[Although] I really like the idea of doing tequila shots and singing along to classic rock with Sandy B. at a dive bar somewhere… I’d really prefer not to consider another obvious angle on Jesse James’ overwhelming jackholery in the context of his marriage: the whole “birds of a feather” thing. So I can certainly understand why people are reluctant to say, “Hey, is it just me, or have we reached the point where it’s reasonable to wonder if Sandra Bullock kinda digs the Nazi scene herself?”

But, you know… is it just me, or have we reached that point?

While many might suggest that this opinion is completely preposterous, I wouldn’t want to be accused of being a Nazi sympathizer myself. Having enjoyed the film Speed, I know that I’m already on shaky ground here– birds of a feather and all that! I am therefore withholding judgment for the moment. But you can head on over to Jezebel and evaluate this alarming wrinkle for yourself! (Jezebel’s follow-up post can be found here.)

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!! OMG Don’t Get Fooled: Jennifer Aniston unlikely lez, Ricky Martin still gay !!

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I’m not going to be doing an April Fool’s post here at OMG Blog, partially because I can never remember what date it is and partially because I’m an April Fool’s Grinch. But I will gleefully point out the mayhem taking place on the rest of the internet! For instance: Blind Gossip posted an item this morning which obviously implied an insane love game in which Brad Pitt was gay cheating on Angelina Jolie with George Clooney while Angie, in retaliation, was gay cheating with none other than woman scorned Jenny Aniston herself! Yes, it’s confusing just to think about. Probably because it’s not true!
It does have a few things going for it: although Brad’s boner for George is a matter of constant speculation– and although Angelina has been known to get lickly— we all know that if Jenny ever runs into Angelina on the street she’ll be too busy stubbing her Merits out in A-Jo’s eyeballs to lick her cooch.
But despite the fact that the item is a transparent April Fool’s joke, several websites have already gotten snared by the gag, reposting it as if it was for real. This is how rumors start, guys!
Oh, also, I’m pretty sure that Ricky Martin has not reneged on his gaiety so you can stop e-mailing me about it. (Though, as always, I appreciate your tips.)
Happy April Fool’s day, I guess. Stay vigilant! If I were you I might just stay off the internet entirely.

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