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!! OMG, How Star-studded: Mary (1978) !!


I bet you didn’t know that Mary Tyler Moore used to have a variety show costarring David Letterman, Swoozie Kurtz an Michael Keaton! No shit! And as you can tell from the open, hilarity ensued! (For three weeks until it was cancelled at least.)
I know it’s a little after the fact but can we start a letter-writing campaign to get this back in the air ASAP?

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!! OMG, Sad: Corey Haim dead of overdose at 38 !!

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Corey Haim, the ’80s heartthrob who was partially famous for having the same name as other ’80s heartthrob Corey Feldman, was found dead this morning in his apartment.

LOS ANGELES — Actor Corey Haim has died at the age of 38, the Los Angeles Police Department has confirmed to KTLA.

Haim died at 3:30 a.m. Wednesday of an apparent accidental overdose, according to the LAPD’s North Hollywood Division.

He was found unresponsive inside an Oakwood apartment, between Burbank and the Hollywood Hills, police said.

His mother was at the home at the time.

[LA Times]

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!! OMG, how lesbionic: Justin Bieber !!

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Last week, loyal readers will remember, I gave you a quick primer on the topic of “Who is Justin Bieber.
Today, I bring you news of a very important blog: Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber. Note: that’s NOT Justin pictured above. It’s a lesbian! (Actually Dani from Tila Tequila: A Shot at Love or those keeping track.) Who knew a chipmunk-cheeked teen heartthrob from Canada could so closely resemble every swim team dyke on earth!?
Of course, this being the internet, there are plenty of birdbrained commenters with something to say about this comparison. Naturally they’re offended! To wit:

You have to be a f*cking idiot if you think Justin Bieber looks like a fucking lesbian! I mean seriously? First off, if you are a lesbian, you would NOT even be looking his way…unless you’re a pedofile. “The pre-pubescent voice, skateboarding, video games…” If you haven’t noticed, HE’S A FUCKING 15 YEAR OLD BOY. Jesus christ! You lesbians try to give yourself allllll the credit. You’re the ones who decided to shop in the little boys section & skateboard. I’m not even a fan. But in my opinion, I find it creepy how 18-25 year old women claim Justin is “lezzin’ out.” Give me a break.

Hey! Did one of OMG’s valued commenters escape to another blog? Come back here! (Actually I give you all permission to go check out Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber. Thanks to jmzzz for the tip!)

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!! OMG, She Sings: Gwyneth Paltrow !!


The tireless workers at Videogum have gotten their hands on footage of noted songstress and spiritual leader Gwyneth Paltrow doing a moving rendition of KILLING ME SOFTLY at the wrap party for her new movie Love Don’t Let Me Down. She sings! She acts! She wins Oscars! She used to bone Brad Pitt! Can Gwyneth do anything? Well duh… of course she can. She’s the living conduit for the Hindu goddess Kali! A little bit of everything all rolled into one!

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!! OMG gossip: An unlikely champion !!

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Olympic Team USA Hockey Coach Brian Burke will be a gay rights advocate [towleroad]
OMG Japanese Susan Boyle! [celeb odor]
Guess who Mel Gibson called an “asshole” live on camera? [ninjadude]
Serena Williams Twitter-rages against British Airways [amy grindhouse]
“The Constitution doesn’t guarantee health care” – Who said it? [joe]
Johnny Weir defends his persona in a press conference [cityrag]
OMG adorable highlights of the Westminster Dog Show! [bwe]
Seth Green is engaged to his much taller girlfriend Clare Grant [popeater]
OMG who doesn’t have a crush on American Idol contestant Casey James? [potp]
Patti Labelle disagrees with Simon Cowell [gabby]
OMG Ke$ha before she was famous! [allie]
OMG Craig’s List sperm donor dispute on The People’s Court [drunken stepfather, link nsfw]
Help keep wife-beater and gay-hater Hiram Montserrate out of the NY State Senate [kenneth]
Serial dater Reese Witherspoon has already found another man [betty]
Oh no: Jesus Luz will be recording an album [hollywood rag]
OMG new Runaways trailer! [socialite life]
Courtney Love wants to hate f*ck John Mayer [dlisted]
Model Parker Hurley in and out of clothes by Tony Duran [oh la la]

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