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!! OMG gossip: Are boners the new fashion accessory? !!

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Fashion models sporting hard-ons. Doesn’t that make the shoot more interesting? [vice]
OMG Lady GaGa and Elton John to duet at the Grammys? [popeater]
Kate Moss has gone grey [dlisted]
OMG Miramax finally dead [the wrap]
Ugly Betty is canceled [l.a. rag mag]
OMG Zac Efron is attempting to be taken seriously! [socialite life]
Did Miley Cyrus sell her dog? [celeb jihad]
Gerard Butler may have gotten intimate with a dragon on the set of his new movie [celebitchy]
OMG Rihanna is still single, dammit! [potp]
Jay Leno talks to Oprah [gabby]
Gay German foreign minister Guido Westerwelle brings his boyfriend to China with his delegation [towleroad]
A fan has bailed Gary Coleman out of jail [evil beet]
OMG best headline of 2010 so far! [kenneth]
Brooke Hogan: unretouched! [amy grindhouse]
Could Neil Patrick Harris be the new Simon Cowell on American Idol? [betty]
OMG shirtless model in a photo booth! [oh la la]

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!! OMG, Victoria’s Secret Headshots !!

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Before she was Posh, Victoria Beckham was just another kinda homely girl in a denim skirt and too much make-up dreaming of being on the cover of Sassy Magazine. More of Mrs. Beckham’s early “model” photos after the jump.
[Radar Online]

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!! OMG, a Q&A with Joan Rivers !!

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Joan Rivers may be as old as my grandma (and, like my grandma, is apparently a Republican!) but unlike Grandmother Bmad, she hates just about everyone and calls people “cunt” in public. Refreshing!

I went to see her show at the Laurie Beechman Theater on Wednesday for an act that was was decidedly ungrandmotherly. She had a bunch of jokes scribbled indecipherably on cue cards at her feet but seemed to ignore them in favor of riffing extemperaneously on topics ranging from the World Trade Center families (“I’d sacrifice a family member for $5 million! Next Thanksgiving just look around the table!”), Anne Frank (“She’s a good friend. I met her when I flew Lufthansa and she fell out of the overhead compartment!”) and poors. (“I hate poor people! Any poor people in the audience get the f*ck out!”) Oh, also she said she hates Haitians, which I had to give her credit for cause who the f*ck says that?
One might argue that Anne Frank jokes are a little zzzs in the year 2010, but when it comes to someone like Joan Rivers isn’t that kind of the point? This is one of the few working comedians who actually remembers Hitler, so I give her a pass to make jokes about him. And I LOLed at them!

Joan’s had a big year: she was the winner of Celebrity Apprentice last year, she’s made a triumphant return to E!’s Fashion Police— which will air again this Sunday for the SAG awards– and she and daughter/sidekick Melissa have a new reality show called Mother Knows Best, coming in March on the WE network.

She was nice enough to talk to me a few weeks ago on the topics of women in comedy, Jay Leno, the Oscars, and whatever else. Read the full Q&A after the jump.

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!! OMG, David Beckham Victimized in Italy !!


Those wacky Italians– always running around acting like they’re starring in their own private Fellini movies! The Telegraph brings us the disturbing news that Soccer Spice David Beckham was recently assaulted in Milan by a decidedly un-Posh TV reporter:

Beckham “The stunt was a ‘test’ to see whether the football star measured up to his photo in Armani billboards, in which he shows off his impressive physique in a pair of tight-fitting underpants. He has since been replaced in the Armani campaign by Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. Beckham looked shocked and immediately backed away after being touched by the blonde-haired TV reporter, a star of the satirical show Le Iene (The Hyenas). As security guards closed ranks around the 34-year-old midfielder, Miss Di Cioccio was chased down the street yelling ‘E piccolo, Beckham’ (‘Beckham is small’), while being filmed by the show’s cameraman. Beckham climbed into a black car but she ran around to the driver’s seat in which he was sitting, shouting: ‘You’ve taken us for a ride! How could you? David!'”

Before you yell at me in the comments, let me express my sincere outrage at this disgusting incident. As Tammy Akbar would say: IT WASN’T NOT FUNNY.
[The Telegraph via Towleroad]

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