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!! OMG, How Decorative: Celebrity Desktop Wallpaper !!

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Hey celebrities, there is a new thing called the internet and it is very important to be “on it” in order to “brand yourself.” This means a few things.
One: you must have a Tweeter.
Two: Make sure you update your IMDB entry with fascinating bits of “trivia” regarding your personal life and background. DO NOT NEGLECT MUNDANE DETAILS REGARDING YOUR PETS!!!!!!
Three: (This one is most important!!!!) Your professional website must offer something called “Wallpaper” for your fans to use to spruce up their computer desktop backgrounds. “Wallpaper” should be as garish as possible. If it looks a Soviet teenager’s prom photo, you know you’re on the right track!
If you need a few examples, please investigate the gallery being offered at Urlesque, which helpfully compiles the most beautiful and classy examples of the celebrity wallpaper form.

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!! OMG gossip: Marilyn smokes a doobie !!

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Did Marilyn Monroe enjoy smoking more than just cigarettes? [dlisted]
What caused Lady GaGa to stumble on-stage? [popeater]
Justin Timberlake is going back to the 90s gelled curls of his N*SYNC days [l.a. rag mag]
No more reality TV for Nicole Ritchie. She’s going to star in her own sitcom. [betty]
Which Jonas Brother is venturing out on his own? [socialite life]
OMG super gay holiday music from Mariah Carey, The Pet Shop Boys, and others! [towleroad]
Jude Law and Sienna Miller rekindle whatever it was they had before [yeeeah]
Alec Baldwin plans to retire from acting in 2012, just in time for the world to end [bwe]
It’s opening night for Ashlee Simpson playing the part of Roxie Hart in Chicago on Broadway [pitnb]
Ripped male model wears a variety of coats draped over his nude torso. Practical! [oh la la]
Are Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon on the rocks? [popbytes]
OMG what if celebrities were fat? [celeb jihad]
Has Hugh Grant still got it? [celeb smack]
OMG no more Nip/Tuck! The series will end March 3, 2010 [sow]
The Twilight “Team Jacob” cover of Entertainment Weekly is outselling the “Team Bella” and “Team Edward” versions [wow report]
OMG pastel color cats! [glamour and glitter]

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