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!! OMG, She’s Posing Naked: Marge Simpson !!

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TMZ has posted Marge Simpson’s Playboy Cover (I heard that the somewhat hotter Mrs. Krabappel demanded too much money) and while Gabe at VideoGum asks “Can we be done with the Simpsons now?” I think the more obvious question is “Why do they still have Playboy again?”
Not that I’m rooting for the death of yet another historic and groundbreaking magazine, but, uh, seriously, why is Playboy around again? Does it just exist for the purpose of existing so that bunny-logo merchandise can have a reason to be manufactured and sold to sluts and idiots? Or is there an actual reason to read the actual magazine? (Besides seeing Marge Simpson’s cooch, which of course I’m excited for.)
If there are any straight fellows who read this blog, please enlighten me!

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!! OMG, How Whimsical: Cock-stumes! !!

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Does your penis sometimes seem to have a mind of its own? Does it like to wear wigs and sunglasses? And lipstick? Well sure! That’s totally normal!
After the jump, get yourself acquainted with several NSFW (and also deeply weird) cocks who have made their inner selves outer. Warning: fans of The Electric Mayhem may just jizz their pants.

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!! OMG How Classy: The Secret World of Erotic Art !!


Every so often here at OMG Blog, we like to remind our readers that sex can be classy. Highbrow. Tasteful. And who better to learn it from than the wealthy, attractive and randy art collectors who star in the above video, The Secret World of Erotic Art? See, readers? Doesn’t it feel great to get a little class with your porn?

THERE WILL BE NAKED GUYS LATER TODAY SO COOL YOUR JETS ALREADY, OKAY? Jeez.
(via Everything Is Terrible)

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