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!! OMG, panic: The Porn Industry !!

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The Advocate has published THIS ARTICLE about the struggles the porn industry is facing. Though normally sex sells whether we’re in a recession or not, porn consumption has changed. Sex-lovers are turning to XTube like music listeners turned to Napster a decade ago.
I’ve never bough porn cause it’s damn expensive, but I’m getting a bit tired of the amateur uggos tugging their stuff and that same old video of the two dudes in the bathroom stall on XTube. I’m considering shelling out a couple bucks for some quality Brazilian Fart Porn soon.

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!! OMG, new book: Cumfaces 2 !!

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Artist Stuart Sandford is looking for pictures of your faces on the brink of the big O. He is about to make his second book of the expression and you could be a part of it. Head on over to EAST VILLAGE BOYS to get the details on how to submit your blissface and look at some other shots from the last book.

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!! OMG, circle-jerker: Robbie Williams !!

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Apparently, during Robbie Williams’ days as a part of the group Take That in the nineties, he and band-mate Howard Donald had a tug in front of each other as Mark Owen looked on. I guess that makes it more of a “line-jerk” with a tangential observer. Geometry porn!
Thanks to Eric for the tip.
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!! OMG, new fetish: Sneeze Porn !!


It seems every time I turn around there’s a NEW FETISH, or at least one I haven’t heard about. I kinda get Sneeze Porn – there’s a build, a climax, and stuff comes out.
See one of the most sought-after sneezers, Brandi, after the jump, and check out even more sneezers on the YouTube channel “REALSNEEZES“.
Via URLESQUE.

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!! OMG, some advice: Adult Arcade Behaviour !!

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Now that we’ve had some thoughts on SEX AT THE GYM, here are some words of wisdom from an employee at an adult film arcade:

5) My job is to police the arcade and sell shit. That is all I get paid to do and it’s all I care about. I could care less if you have a wedding ring on as you suck off 12 dudes, I don’t care if you are cheating on your wife with a woman of “questionable standards”, I don’t care if you enjoy dressing in your little sisters cloths and putting on a show for strangers in a window booth, I DO NOT GIVE A F*CK WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN THERE. I do not need a play by play description of what you were just doing. Keep it to yourself or write it in your journal or whatever. Just leave me out of it, I will not be impressed, seriously.

I usually just like to go in and sniff the jizzy tissues like ISABELLE HUPPERT. God I love that woman.
Read the full list of pointers HERE.

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