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!! OMG, this gives me JELLY BELLY: Takashi Murakami's 'Jellyfish Eyes' !!
Animazing multi-medium artist Takashi Murakami's directorial debut 'Jellyfish Eyes' [Mememe no kurage] tells the story of a young boy who is evacuated from where he lives to a small town and a school where all kids get given a remote control Furby/Tamagotchi-type pal [with monstrous ulterior motives].
One such 'Poké-pal' Luxor is like a fat humanoid Falcor, whilst Masashi's own 'Friend' is Kurage-bo [Jellyfish Boy] who was made super cute for the film but originally was meant to be something altogether different, as Takashi told Flavorwire:
"He was almost naked, my original design...he has a big penis or something...and really, you know, smells stinky."
Erm, ok hon...:s...It being, A BLOOMING CHILDREN'S MOVIE I think somebody smart decided this to be not too appropriate so the design was toned down to look more like an abundance of testicles [much better and far more appropriate of course]!
But fret not you Hentai whores, Murakami has already wrapped on the admittedly darker part 2 which even by his own standards needs custieing up a little. You can KONICHIWATCH the Japanese trailer after the jump.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 3, 2013
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!! OMG, your very own pair of lil' boot-ons: Little Boot's 'Nocturnes' !!
Little Booties' record is out "officially" [said through Detox' blubber duck lips, loudly and firmly] next week, but here at omg we are feeling very much like hungry pop musical bottoms [as in "pop it up there now"]!
Pitchfork knows that we are preparing to fit Little Boots up there so they have provided a set of tuning forks for us to increase our gauge, in preparation for the whole 12 inch when it drops on May 7th.
You can stream the album NOW over at PitchforkAdvance which includes the Andy Butler collab. 'Every Night' and my flavourite 'Shake' [below].
This record is making pop hamazement, it's a bunch of Kylie,, a tad Goldfrapp and a smidgen Róisín Murphy and definitely fills a hole left gaping from previous teasers...and if your kankle-hole is too inflamed to ingest it, we suggest you USE A SHOEHORN, you ugly sister!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 3, 2013
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!! OMG, CAT FISH SUSHI ROLLS: SUSHI CATS !!
I just "squeeeed" so hard my larynx fell out!
I'm taking the day off work tomorrow to learn the magical sushi cat song [below] and to study the ancient art of rolling CATIFORNIA RORRS by studying the various exemplary food porns after the kitty jump.
Seriously, I'm not joking, there will be NO omg posts tomorrow, I'm sorry but I simply don't have time, what with learning the song a rolling the rolls and meow meowing around the house with two blocks of wood strapped to my feet, a bamboo steamer lid on my head and a pink synthetic bath robe tied under my pits!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Thursday, May 2, 2013
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!! OMG, get plucky: Daughter covers Daft Punk's 'Get Lucky' !!
What with their new album coming out Daft Punk are getting stronger and faster and louder and more roboty and funkier and "makes them stronger" blah blah boing!!; maybe they need to just take their rusty heads off and stop trying to "change 'Around The World' one party at a time!" A bowl of lumpy wholewheat goodness should help with your persistent party stomachache, don't worry, it's still your song, just without the neon-camo music mogul mug of Pharrell 'can I get a whoop whoop' Williams, he's off soaking his Grammys or something silly like that.
No no no, don't get up from your relaxation and try and do the funky robot dance to it, it's not like that, stop short circuiting your party asses, just enjoy it and stop trying to blow a funky fuse. Seriously, chill hons!
[via PMA]
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Wednesday, May 1, 2013
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!! OMG, Brits abroad: Disclosure's 'You & Me' !!
Like 'We Found Love', but better, without the glorified drug-usage culminating in rainbow vomiting and such the silly like, here is the new video for Brit brother duo Disclosure's single 'You & Me'.
Featuring tubby-muscle free-runner Timothy Shieff, who's girlfriend tries to beat the living daylights out of him with a DOUBLE-ENDED DILDO to the face, to which he tries gobbling up her candy flossy fro, I can't stop watching his floppy cotton flip flops and money-making suddy-scene.
It's nice to see some British garage-esque blips making ripples over on this side of the pond!
[via GvB]
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Tuesday, April 30, 2013
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!! OMG, Mr Meowgi, master of milk: Fluffy Charm Cattery's cutest !!
It would seem Karate Kid sensei and master of mini trees Mr Miyagi's been reincarnated into a cat called Mr Meowgi?!
Lesson number one for Meowgi: "whisker on right paw, whisker off left paw, whisker on, whisker off, breath in through nose, out through mouth"
Don't be fooled by his old man milk lap routine, this fluff-pouch will CATrate chop the crap out of your face if you giggle at his tiny bonsai lapper-pad tongue!
[thanks Bear!]
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Tuesday, April 30, 2013
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!! OMG, what the wrinklies thinklies: What Old People Think About Gay Sex !!
As Ronnie from Real Housewives of Vancouver would say I'm "a little bitch, arentcha?!" because for the first few seconds of this video I was like, "oh great, blooming old wrinkly sacks of grey sludge, saying things like "oh it's none of my business" and that kind of crap", and then of course they all end up being raging original homos; it just took my gaydar a while to kick in, I had it in 'twink mode', not 'old mode', and I totally judged the crap out of them, what a little bitch I am AREN'CHI ?!
These golden girls and gays are totally horned up and ready to pump, just mention the word sex and they are ON HEAT, the kind of heat you get from a SYNTHETIC QUILTED ELECTRIC BLANKET, and those things can burn houses down if left unchecked!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Monday, April 29, 2013
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!! OMG, birth day cards: Birth Certificates reBORN by IWANT !!
Icon Magazine's 'Rethink' asks designers to re-imagine existing designs, established processes and engrained habits of everyday objects and systems.
IWANT Design rethought the birth certificate to serve as a more bespoke representation of birth.
The traditional information still remains on the document -some now represented by symbols- as well as astrological, astronomical and etymological details of the newborn and prints of their tiny albumen-sopping handies and feeties!
You can see the four seasonally colour-coded versions of re-imagined birth certificates after the jump. I'm off to breed myself so I can have one too!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Wednesday, April 24, 2013
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!! OMG, hand wash only: My Knitted Boyfriend !!
What a hunk! 'My Knitted Boyfriend' is a woolen wet dream, created by Dutch designer Noortje De Keijzer:
He likes to sit on your floor, on your couch or at you dinner table. But most of all he likes to lay down next to you in bed. With your head on his chest and his arms wrapped around you. This way you will never feel alone ever again. With this man you can be sure, he will never leave you.
Got that girls, "never leave you", so you can scream at him and be a total blooming bitch to him and he'll still stay, just like a real life straight dude, and just like a real dude he can buy accessories and he has nipples and even a wooly 5 o'clock shadow, but unlike a real dude, you can bung him in the wash when he starts to get musty, and he wont try and cover up that HAMSTER PUBEY SMELL with Sea-Breeze Axe spray...pee-ew!
Basically he could only be more perfect if he had a massive knitted schlong that you could pop a woven condom on and ride ALL KNIT LONG!
You can read his story HERE, and see more pics and a video of 'My Knitted Boyfriend' [I'm calling him Fhread now], after the jump.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Tuesday, April 23, 2013
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!! OMG, Loompaland: Pip & Pop X Romance Was Born SS'13 !!
Just as the pink pastel unicorn in 'Charlie The Unicorn' described Candy Mountain, Pip & Pop's sugary landscapes are full "of sweets and joy and joyness"
Tanya Schultz -aka 'Pip & Pop'- collaborated with fantasmical fashion design duo 'Romance Was Born' on their Spring/Summer 2013 collection entitled 'Mushroom Magic' showcased at Australian Fashion Week, not only constructing a pastel sugar landscape on the runway, but RWB incorperated digital print versions of 'Pip & Pop's creations into the final garments that hiked through Tanya's sweetie gorging canyon.
Tanya spoke to DAZED following the show, about her childhood influences, her varied mediums and the sugar rush of working on the AFW presentation:
"I want to transport the audience to another place or time."
You can see slides of her creations and the show after the jump and read the full interview HERE.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Tuesday, April 23, 2013
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