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!! OMG, kids today!: Hilairious 12-year-old girl is a Vine prodigy !!

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This is going to make me sound ancient, but when I try to imagine growing up as a kid in today’s age of social networks or try to picture having had access to the many social devices people now use (but in my teen years) — it scares the shit out of me!
I think about all of the terrible Youtube videos I could have posted, bored in my room in the suburbs, and I thank the Lord-baby-JESUS that I was one of the last generations to grow up without that type of technology. I would not be running for president… let’s just put it that way. However, one diamond-in-the-rough in a sea of terrible, glittery, Beyonce lip-sync videos is 12 year old Lillian Powers.
This girl has a sense of humour I can relate to. She is giving me Thora Birch in Ghost World, reincarnated. When Lillian asks if you can “come out and play”, she’s bringing new meaning to the term. She’s not playing with Barbies, she’s tracking down rednecks at the Home Depot just to toy with them!
If you happen to be a fan of artist Ryan Trecartin, you’ll just love Lillian! Check out some of her strongest Vine moments after the jump.
[via gawker]

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!! OMG, “the Roman Empire didn’t collapse, it took off into outer space”: Alex Taylor’s ‘Spaceship’ !!


Launched by UK film talent nurturing project Collabor8te Alex Taylor’s Spaceship centers around a fatalistic alien apocalyptic RPG meeting group who contemplate the idea that they themselves are aliens “without spaceships” [to escape].
Thus we follow a female group member who has been told she has energetic connections to angels and relates more to creatures than people; discarding her prescribed female anatomy and gender so she may painfully and publicly ani-morph into her own imaginary creature friend [a personification of everything she wanted to be as a child], a sort of creature couture with a tail and heels to boot.
As Taylor’s docu-style short delves into the protagonist’s fantasized lycanthropy she discusses a void of affection in her younger years which she feels now towards Beanie Baby-style cuddly Alien Trilogychestburster‘ creatures who’s invasive task in life-stage is to grow inside their human host and burst forth through said host’s chest…adorable of course.
Taylor’s tale culminates in an affectionate meeting between our couture creature-come-chainsaw wielding manga maniac humanoid ‘alien’ and a fellow druid-knight in cotton armor as she expresses her hopes for a post-invasion world:

“Afterwards is like a new world, people treat each other as equals and there are no wars as we stop assuming what people are like before we’ve met them, stop judging them and start being loving towards each other”

I hear you sister; me and Molder [not scepto-Scully] and the gender variants, and the D&D geeks, and Sigourney…ish !

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!! OMG, dog treats: Shanghai’s Pet Zoo Mega Store !!

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Puppy-papped by Photographer Jonathan Browningz, Shanghai’s Pet Zoo Mega Store is what dogy dreams are made of…with a 5 star hotel, grooming parlors, hair care centres and a natural mud massage and jacuzzi spa on offer your stick fetching friend will get so dam spoiled it will never fetch a dirty regular park branch ever again…it wouldn’t be seen dead doing such a common demonstrative activity.
With hair color options named ‘Ash Wednesday’, ‘Fire Cracker’ and ‘Amber Rose’ [not really, just a guess] your dog can feel like sHe is coming out feeling like Scott Donlan and Stefan Vanderhoof’s Shih Tzu Miss Agnes in Best in Show, all over-shampoopoo’d and kimono-bows !
But watch out, send your yapper here and she might get so used to it she’ll be growing an attitude with those beautifully sculpted nails of hers, take Little Miss Special-Puff above, that look on her face; she is basically bark-screaming at that other dog:

“Bitch don’t even bother, you know I’m more poofy and well behaved than you. Well a girl’s gotta try…fruitlessly, but she’ll learn…maybe”

Follow the jump to see where dogies die and go to heaven [which for dogs apparently is only on the open-plan third floor]

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!! OMG, death drop dead: ‘Little Boy Serves for your Nerves’ !!


This video is called “Little Boy Serves for your Nerves” when really it should be called “Small Brown Angel Serves to Fray your Nerves” because my nerves are just about in tatters when I watch this.
I keep dying [as my friend Max would say] and I can’t even get through the video; before he does his first death-drop I’ve already death dropped to the floor [in the literal dying sense] and I’m dead…and then I wake up and he’s still twirling and whacking in front of my eyes and so I just figure I’m in heaven because this is what an angel would be looking like.
If I owned the oversized trackpants no-shoes look the way sHe’s owning the oversized trackpants no-shoes look I would wear that look to work, to the club, to church, to weddings, ain’t no place I wouldn’t LOOK GOOD IN THAT GOOD LOOK !
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!! OMG, Toto Totally Totes: William Lakin’s ‘Pride’ !!

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One of the winners of this year’s AD&D photography award recent Middlesex Uni graduate William Lakin prides himself on taking a good portrait. Lakin took his wee point-n-shoot to the seaside to shoot some proud ladies indeed.
After the jump you can see just who he papped, including;
ladies who lugg
zentai tai-dai
scooter commuter [above] and
Dorothy from The Wizard of ‘COZ-i-wanna-wear-a-tablecloth-pinafore-don’t-judge and her poochie pal Toto-Totally-Totes !

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