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!! OMG, it’s raining creme, hallelujah ! : raining on Rosie Pig !!


My heart tells me to be feeling so very sorry for Rosie Pig, but my head keeps making gafooring noises and thinking how jealous I am that wherever in the world this puppy layeth, this is some place where it rains choco candy treats and it’s monsoon season on her head.
If I were her, I would not paw those packets away, I would just open up wide and taste that brown and beige choco-chip rainbow teeming down on me.
[via papermag]

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!! OMG, Bradley’s spa treatment: Zebra-girl creamsicles her brother !!


I love that Zebra-girl is giving her amicable toddler-tot brother a home-style spa treatment.
“This treatment is a carpeted full-body baby-soft scrub with essential oils of hibiscus and Desitin…it will leave you baby soft and rejuvinated”…she is definitely explaining that as she rubs it on.
The mom is totally not even letting Zebra-girl explain that she’s protecting him from the harsh rays of the sun, or -like- maybe he has diaper rash all over his face…and arms…and legs, you don’t know, you were downstairs watching Coronation Street, duuuur !
…and when mom says “you’re not supposed to do that are you?” Zebra-girl don’t even care anyway, she just splurges some more out, right in front of her mom face.
[via laughingsquid]

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!! OMG, how REXciting: ‘Pure Breeds – The Cornish Rex’ !!

If you want a cat that has fierce skinny catwalk readiness, will punch other cats without a doubt and is that cat at the party that will be up on the bar tongue-lapping drinks and dancing with Miley, then the Cornish Rex is totes for you by-the-way.
In episode 2 of Graydon Sheppard’s ‘Pure Breeds’ you are getting all of the above, plus the sexcapade origins of this high-fashion cat-cessory du jour.
Nowness nabbed a rexclusive Q&A with Sheppard, where he discusses┬áthe issues around a cat-centric basement rave scene, getting scratched by her and ‘deluxe’ dog gorging.

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!! OMG, racc-ing up: masked looter takes a DOUBLE FIST-FUL !!


I love the cats in this video when the raccoon arrives, they’re all like judging him because he’s all dirty and ragedy-ass, staring in disbelief as he pillages their processed vegan kitty fodder. Only when he starts to wash his scabby hands in their FAT-FREE REHYDRATED GLACIAL SPRING WATER do they step in to protest their disgust; GreySeal has had enough of this unruly shit, and is appalled at his nasty table manners.
I recognize that double-handful scamper trick at ‘1.10’, I do that all the time at the Thai restaurant down the road, with those individually wrapped free apple candies; two handfuls and I’m out of there, even when they come out and shout at me I’m on my hind legs and bombing down the street with my free palette-cleansers, and then -of course- go skulking back when I realize their shouts weren’t out of protest but simply to inform me I’d forgotten to take my not-free meal with me…duu-uuuuur !
[via tastefullyoffensive, thanks Bear!]

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!! OMG, all Greece’d up: Keep Shelly in Athens’ “Recollection” !!

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Having released various sounds for a while now, Grecian duo Keep Shelly in Athens are finally release their debut full-length album in September, with the title “At Home”. To keep you all Greece’d up until then here is the first release “Recollection” thanks to their home Cascine Records.

[via GvB]

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