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!! OMG, BITCHES & HOSE : dogs vs sprinklers !!


These bitches are pigs, they are catching all the golden dew drops, so unaware they will be posted all over bonetube. I love a golden shower compilation, this one gets all the besties, scored by everyone’s favorite creepy brown-suited soviet sing-a-long song Eduard Anatolyevich Khil’s “Trololo”:
We have for you: water harpsichord concerto dog, a couple of scrotum-terriers, a sausage dog, and the Queen’s water corgi.
Can we just go ahead and make this an Eduard Anatolyevich Khil tribute dog show stage show already; rotating fountain platforms with frolicking pigmy-poodles and the “Trololo” song for 2 hours or more. 17 key changes, 43 pigmy-poodles, 1 happy audience ?!
[via papermag]

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!! OMG, POLKA DOTTY: Yayoi Kusama’s “Infinite Obsession” !!

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Ahead of over a years worth of Central and South American retrospectives Marc Jacobs collaborator Yayoi Kusama speaks about going to the doctor having suffered from a sense of self obliteration since childhood which caused a lifelong obsessive compulsion with painting her famous dot motif.

“It is clear that she has deep psychic wounds, but also that her work sustains her and keeps her going.” __Deputy Chief Curator of MALBA, Philip Larratt-Smith

Kusama has been voluntarily living in a psychiatric clinic in Tokyo since 1977.
[via nowness]

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!! OMG, waxing liquorful: Andy Knowlton’s “The Drunken Poets Project” !!

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American poet Andy Knowlton is currently living and working in Seoul, Korea. He scavenges his neighborhood for scrap and crap to make ‘drunk dolls’.
Each doll holds a bottle with a poem inside, and Andy leaves the dolls passed out around the city for people to find. The drunks in my hood are not so cute and colorful, unless you count the time that twitchy woman down the street pooed on a dead pigeon, that was a pretty damn colorful thing to doodoo.

[via booooooom]

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!! OMG, trolly dolly: dog a la [shopping] cart !!


I bet that little bitch is barking orders at her poor little brother as soon as the camera’s off, I have big sisters, I know that they can be such manipulative mini-whores. She makes him push her princess puppy ass around all day; she wants to go to the shops, she wants to go on a boat trip, she wants to go to the park, thank dog she’s off to university soon, then she can find a boyfriend and own his ass instead of her paw tired little brother.
you want me to swing by and pick you up because you got drunk on yellow hooch alco-pops in the park?…bitch please, make your own way home!
[via papermag]

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!! OMG, aDORAble THE EXPLORAble: Twist’s S.A.D. !!


Twist’s video for S.A.D. is short and sweet just like how I like my wintery twinks; as it follows two blustery youngens who appear to be on a quest for the WINTER PLEATHER-DOME, which it turns out is of the geodesic variety.
It’s scenes like this that remind me I’ve been forgetting to drink my carbonated youth-juice, and it’s just so darn sweet it makes my wrinkly old pee-hole cry tears of winter wonder.
[Thanks Jeff!]

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