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!! OMG, ain’t nobody got time for cat: ‘Paws for Effect’ by Thomas Lagrange. !!

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Man magazine ‘Man About Town’ will try their super best to convince you that this editorial has something to do with wrist watches or some silly nonsense, but we here at omgblog are smarter than that and we see that’s it’s a little bit about this ripped flawless model but mainly just about this smushy faced orange cat blob, which you can see more of AFTER THE JUMP.
Who even cares about what time it is, with this pan-faced meowser around the only times that are important are feeding time, sleepy time, treats time, time to clean the kitty litter and “ain’t nobody got time for cat” time.
It’s meow o’clock, on the hour, every hour

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!! OMG, oops, it just FELL down: : Kylie’s lyrical stop-motion ‘Skirt’ video !!

Lyric videos have become so much more than simply karaoke-esque shocking pink tickers with a bouncy ball that hops from one – word – to – the – next.
A couple weeks back Kylie collaborator Nom De Strip dropped her new track ‘Skirt’ at a set at Pacha Ibiza, which was then double dropped on the web shortly after.
Fellow Australasian photographer and director Will Davidson shot Kylie for NOWNESS barely donned in Alexander Wang and Jimmy Choos.
…and now Nowness is giving you the chance to win a Kylie-signed copy of one of the 1000 photos used throughout the kaleidoscopic lavender video.
You can also have a readypoo of Kylie’s quick Q&A over HERE, where she speaks about digging to get the gold, joining Jay-Z’s Roc Nation family and being She-Ra.
Kylie’s 12th album is yet to be completed, but you know, it’s like Kylie gets a POP PIMPLE that she just has to squeeze, every time Pride rears it’s sparkle rainbow penis head, and if this is what comes streaming out of her pop pimple I say dig deep girl, get it all out!

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!! OMG, New Yorkshire Terriors: HSNY’s doggie portfolio !!

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Check out Elmer here, he has a hollowed-out plaster cast carrot-colour-combo dildo for a leg, want to adopt him? Personally I’m looking simply to adopt his look…on me.
New York’s Humane Society obviously has a faggle-rocker on doggie-styling duties because these fellas are adorned with all sorts of kinds of neck a-cute-trements.
There were some shots taken of some woof looking dogs also in need of homes and with normal bare necks but that’s just not as fun or cute as having dogs with air hostess side-tie cravats and CRICKET PLEASANTRY BOW TIES, and you are NOT going to get adopted without the perfect spring-summer upper-spinal embellishment.
Follow the jump to see more of Richard Phibbs’ puppy portfolio.

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!! OMG, kangarood boy boy: ASOS presents ‘Kigurumi’ onesies !!

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Boing !
If there is anything cuter than a cute boy who is ready for bed, it would only be a cute boy who is ready for bed and is therefore donned head-to-toe in a kangaroo costume complete with a furry joey baby in his front pouch. I would tuck him in then when he closes his cute eyes I would grab that fuzzy joey baby and throw it out the window, climb inside and snuggle the crap out of him…I would suckle on his twinky nips and he would bring me food to hoard in my new snuggle sack whilst I wait patiently and listen to Rihanna’s ‘Kangarood Boy’ on my mini-disk player!
You can see the range of ASOS-stocked Japanese MANIMAL onesies after the jump, with a whole menagerie of options which include tiger, lion, penguin, monkey, dog-type-thing and of course kangaroo.
I have ordered them all and I’m now going to hop off to the Governement Services Office to change my middle name to ‘Joey Alexander’.

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