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!! OMG, ∞ : I Will, I Swear’s ‘Long Days’ !!


Jonathan Van Landeghem and Fien Deman make up Belgian duo ‘I Will, I Swear’…yeah, I’m sure you do hon. Their video for single ‘Last Days’ comprises of footage from the –Shanah Noynaert directed- short film ‘∞’.
I have printed out a picture of my visage and stuck it onto a piece of Wheetabix box over her face in the video and now it’s my droopy-ass face he loves…”I’m shy, don’t look at my popsicle-stick neck!”
You can have a peaky-hear of their B-side ‘Sleep’ below and watch the melancholic-frolic-flick ‘∞’ entirely, after the jump.

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!! OMG, kim-oh-no you did-n’t: Guinea Piglet Costumery !!

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The Guinea is arguably the cutest form of pig, and unarguably the fluffiest variety of pig, and I’m holding off getting a pet until they invent the cutest of all cutest, when they breed the world’s very first PYGMY-GUINEA-PIGGY !
Like when one awaits the arrival of an impending ball of baby flesh, I shall until this point collect outfits and mini diapers and baby blankies until which point my pygmy-piglet is suckling upon my ample bosom. At guineapigfashion you can purchase polka tanks, colonial ringlet-wigged straw-brimmed hats, tiaras [if yours happens to be a princess piglet], plus dresses, wedding garb, Santa stitches and kimonos.
Click below to see some select outfits modeled by the fattest, hairiest, cutest models you’ll ever see [Walter Van Beirendonck’s excepted], oooh I think I just developed a PSYCHOSOMATIC PIGGY PREGNANCY POTBELLY…I’m ex-pec-ting!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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!! OMG, Sir Isaac Cute-on: Jamie Isaac’s ‘Softly Draining Seas’ !!

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Londoner Jamie Isaac is what, like 18 or something [?] and his voice is like a sweet cherub lark and the sound of his tinkly fingers on the plucksichordion makes me feel mushy squushy in the back door!

The enjoyment I derive from listening to him is kind of like the enjoyment I derive from looking at pictures of Justin Bieber’s abs; totally legal now but still kind of wrong and embryonic, and I only site Bieber because he’s legal now, and not Austin Mahone or Cody Simpson who aren’t but are way cuter, but we are not looking or anything. Nope! No way! Never! Not at all!

Isaac’s debut EP, ‘I Will Be Cold Soon’ is due out on June 24th through House Anxiety Records. You can download an earlier track ‘An Aus Trail (The Iron Horse Dream)’ HERE and click below for two tracks Jamie made in his bedroom [shush] in 2011 -likely when he was 16, same age as Austin Mahone and Cody Simpson, not that we know about that or are looking or listening or anything- after the jump.


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!! OMG, bare back: animals riding animals !!

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This cat is so bleeding happy that he gets a ride from the table to the sofa-bed, cats just don’t even care or anything cos they are cats so there. The poor tortoise on the other hand is so freaking old and withered that he doesn’t even know there’s a cat on the roof because he’s so awfully slow anyway and if he were to go any slower he’d just go ahead and be going backwards and then the cat would derive even further joyous jubilance from riding atop that decrepit old brown fella with the beaky mouth.
Follow the jump to see various other animals riding atop various other animals; some of which care a little, some of which don’t really care that much, a couple that didn’t even notice and a parrot who is losing his bird brain because some skampy-ass chimpy won’t even let go and he’s had it up to here with it all.

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!! OMG, work it meowt: Temptations’ ‘Work It Kitty!’ !!

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Fat cats pay attention [that includes you Anderson Pooper; honey your nails are cute and you are the cleanest cat I ever saw but erm it’s May and you, Mr, are still looking like it’s Christmas!]
Maybe you could join the other femme-felines at Kate and George’s ‘The Best Little Cat House’ and do some paw extensions and rotations or whatever?!
At least watch the promo [after the jump] and check out the other gym bunnies kitties’ profiles. Maybe they have a steam-room and you can just hang out in there getting all like a soggy puff-ball and then you wont even have to work for your sweat, and you can watch your FLUFF-HANDLES MELT AWAY!
Erm Mr Pooper don’t be so offended, there’s already one grumpy cat flying round the internet, we don’t need another!

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