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!! OMG, get a dog handler: ‘Dogs That Cannot Even Handle…’ !!

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Do you know what I can’t even handle right now, Buzzfeed’s ’33 Dogs That Cannot Even Handle It Right Now’!?!
You know what is more specifically hard to handle right now, Buzzfeed’s ’33 Dogs That Cannot Even Handle It Right Now’s’ ‘number 24’, which is literally a DOG WITH HANDLES that cannot even handle it right then!?!
Follow the jump for our least handlable dogs that cannot…or scroll through Buzzfeed’s full plethora of dogs that are not really handling all sorts of things right there.

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!! OMG, this gives me JELLY BELLY: Takashi Murakami’s ‘Jellyfish Eyes’ !!

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Animazing multi-medium artist Takashi Murakami’s directorial debut ‘Jellyfish Eyes’ [Mememe no kurage] tells the story of a young boy who is evacuated from where he lives to a small town and a school where all kids get given a remote control Furby/Tamagotchi-type pal [with monstrous ulterior motives].
One such ‘Poké-pal’ Luxor is like a fat humanoid Falcor, whilst Masashi’s own ‘Friend’ is Kurage-bo [Jellyfish Boy] who was made super cute for the film but originally was meant to be something altogether different, as Takashi told Flavorwire:

“He was almost naked, my original design…he has a big penis or something…and really, you know, smells stinky.”

Erm, ok hon…:s…It being, A BLOOMING CHILDREN’S MOVIE I think somebody smart decided this to be not too appropriate so the design was toned down to look more like an abundance of testicles [much better and far more appropriate of course]!
But fret not you Hentai whores, Murakami has already wrapped on the admittedly darker part 2 which even by his own standards needs custieing up a little. You can KONICHIWATCH the Japanese trailer after the jump.

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!! OMG, your very own pair of lil’ boot-ons: Little Boot’s ‘Nocturnes’ !!

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Little Booties’ record is out “officially” [said through Detox’ blubber duck lips, loudly and firmly] next week, but here at omg we are feeling very much like hungry pop musical bottoms [as in “pop it up there now”]!
Pitchfork knows that we are preparing to fit Little Boots up there so they have provided a set of tuning forks for us to increase our gauge, in preparation for the whole 12 inch when it drops on May 7th.
You can stream the album NOW over at PitchforkAdvance which includes the Andy Butler collab. ‘Every Night’ and my flavourite ‘Shake’ [below].
This record is making pop hamazement, it’s a bunch of Kylie,, a tad Goldfrapp and a smidgen Róisín Murphy and definitely fills a hole left gaping from previous teasers…and if your kankle-hole is too inflamed to ingest it, we suggest you USE A SHOEHORN, you ugly sister!

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!! OMG, CAT FISH SUSHI ROLLS: SUSHI CATS !!

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I just “squeeeed” so hard my larynx fell out!
I’m taking the day off work tomorrow to learn the magical sushi cat song [below] and to study the ancient art of rolling CATIFORNIA RORRS by studying the various exemplary food porns after the kitty jump.

Seriously, I’m not joking, there will be NO omg posts tomorrow, I’m sorry but I simply don’t have time, what with learning the song a rolling the rolls and meow meowing around the house with two blocks of wood strapped to my feet, a bamboo steamer lid on my head and a pink synthetic bath robe tied under my pits!

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!! OMG, get plucky: Daughter covers Daft Punk’s ‘Get Lucky’ !!

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What with their new album coming out Daft Punk are getting stronger and faster and louder and more roboty and funkier and “makes them stronger” blah blah boing!!; maybe they need to just take their rusty heads off and stop trying to “change ‘Around The World’ one party at a time!” A bowl of lumpy wholewheat goodness should help with your persistent party stomachache, don’t worry, it’s still your song, just without the neon-camo music mogul mug of Pharrell ‘can I get a whoop whoop’ Williams, he’s off soaking his Grammys or something silly like that.
No no no, don’t get up from your relaxation and try and do the funky robot dance to it, it’s not like that, stop short circuiting your party asses, just enjoy it and stop trying to blow a funky fuse. Seriously, chill hons!

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