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!! OMG, cute enough to eat: Lentil, the cleft-palate puppy !!

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Lentil [Bean] and his sister Edamame [obv] were both born with cleft palates and squidgey snouts, with Edamame rolling over and dying shortly after she was born.
Lentil, however, just like me is on a liquid diet to prepare him for his surgery [his is corrective, mine; enhancement of the love handles, complete with extra nips on the sides].
Follow the jump to see more pictures of Lentil being all like his namesake bean, and you can see an extra-ordinary amount of videos of Mr Bean on his Facebook page, which tracks his progress towards becoming a big-ass bean bag!

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!! OMG, have you herd?!: ‘Anomaly’ for Moroso by Front Design !!

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I’m hoping Front make some more of these, some with stripes, some spotty ones, some with feathers and fake fur and maybe some sheepy ones too. Then I can cluster them as herds in my palatial suites and call the various rooms such names as ‘The Paddock Pantry’ and ‘The Coop for Pooping Poop’ and possibly even ‘The Amazonian Attic’, where there is a big boa snakeskin wrap-around couch version that gives you a wee squidgy squeeze when you park your rump upon it.
Although, if these stools start making their own sloppy stools after a long day of grazing in the front-room-field, I’m not even dealing with those steamy slops, so they will then be released onto the neighbours deck where they can munch on her potted plants and poop all over her Persian rugs instead!
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!! OMG, panty hoes: Poochies posing in pantyhose !!

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“Are you looking at my ass?”
This is what happens when y’all go for your Sunday dinner at ‘Chuck e Cheese’ and nobody’s around, those doggy-ass girls sneak into your panty drawer and lounge about with their faces down and their asses up, because that’s the way they like to pup!
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Damn do these canines know how to accessorise; pup on a pair of Louboutins, a FUZZY ANKLETTE or a pair of mid-calf zebra-Uggs and these girls are ready to:
“WORK ME DOGDAMNIT”

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!! OMG, glitch please!: Flying Lotus for ‘Adventure Time’ !!

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When I first watched Cartoon Network’s ‘Adventure Time’, it was the first time since Pokémon that I’d wanted to “catch ’em all”; it’s poopie and witty and you will trip on your ballsack or tattyflaps whilst watching it…favourite character? oh the Japanese Korean flying worm unicorn girlfriend thingy!
Flying Lotus is the ultimate bedroom stoner musician so it’s not so surprising he just made a tune for the show entitled ‘About That Time/ /A Glitch is a Glitch’, I can just imagine him chomping down on Twinkies and Cheetos and watching back-to-back Adventure Time/Pokémon/Teletubbies re-runs.

I’m hoping Flying Lotus will soon collaborate with Michelle Obama on an single entitled ‘LYING FLOTUS’ with Michelle doing doo waps over a squidgy white house beat. Whilst we wait longingly for this to never happen you can join Princess Bubblegum in the Land of Ooo by downloading the episode that features the car-toon HERE.
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