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!! OMG, Obedience killed the cats: かご猫 Blog !!

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I held my breath for a whole cat-with-balanced-fruits minute when Mr Mallard sent me THIS yesterday morn.
I couldn’t compute how still and obedient the kitties were with FRUIT TOTEMS upon their paws. I mean, we do this with a friend’s cat, put stuff on her back until she notices, but she’s cross-eyed and has cat-dementia whereas these cats just seem calm and refined.
Click below to see the very same cats in boxes, heads-on-the-chopping-block style and also a video of Mr Corporal Cat with two-tone-bowl-helmet…yes sir, RIGHT AWAY SIR!

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!! OMG, how much is that doggie in the window?: DOGGIE DUMP !!

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I thought I’d go ahead and just dump these pups all over. I’m hoping huggles don’t count as bestiality as I want to hug these fellas till they puppy-pop -no, hang on, that’s murder, certainly.
Follow the link below to jump right into the middle of the puppy pile. Let me see, we have a puppy playing catch [sort of], some fluffers bumbling around [at least i think these are canine] and bathtime pugs [with mini tabby-tongues].
I like that in the comments section of the final video KIMIS wrote “cats” about the bubble-licking paddy-pugs…cats wouldn’t stand for such soggy cute they would swipe at them and hiss at their pathetic SUDDY FEEBLE-FUMBLES. But yes, I agree…”cats”!

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!! OMG, sit on this: the MONOBLOC brought to life !!

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The MONOBLOC chair is a bit of a garden staple that goes unnoticed, and this can give them a somewhat anthropomorphised sad and lonely appearance when left upturned and abandoned in yards and patios over the winter.
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Artist Bert Loescher knows that a Monobloc is not just for summer, and has explored the depth of emotions and roles of the humble garden-couch through his photographs which you can sit on after the jump:

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!! OMG, HANGRY HERDS: Rollin’ Safari by Flying Stone !!


What would happen if all the animals in The Lion King got the ‘Angry Birds’ beach-ball-menagerie treatment?
I love the spherical safari zebras, I’d like a bunch of these zebra-print jazz-ercise balls for people to sit on at fondu-soirees…and a elephanty version for playing in the shallows during beach excursions!
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!! OMG, Furbjörk’s Biofurbia: Furby album makeovers !!

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These Furby pop diva album cover remakes are FURBulous…all my favourite girls in fluffy beaky form [the other Furbettes are after the jump].
Furby always freak me out a little as they make me think of Gremlins, which makes me run straight to the water mains under the stairs and shut it off so as we don’t have a water-exacerbated multiplying Gaga Gremlin-Furby type situation.
That’s what Gaga should refer to her fans as, ‘the Gremlins’…and her ‘Queen Gaga Gremlin’….or better still ‘GRANNY GREMLIN’!

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