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!! OMG, “Chunky yet Funky”: Big Dogs !!

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It could easily be titled: ’21 Dogs Who Don’t Realize How DOG They Are’, as some of these fellas I think believe they are the brothers, husbands and big gay oafy friends of their owners.
Buzzfeed, the Beethoven of online compilation lists, has lumped together their ’21 Dogs Who Don’t Realize How Big They Are’ list which includes:
humanoid doggie huggles
babysitter dogs
the biggest floor-mop ever
one that I call ‘doggie style’
and a Chihuahua horse…dog…thing

“Chunky yet funky, large and in charge”

OK, I’m off to watch ‘Beethoven’…and ‘Beethoven’s 2nd’…and ‘Beethoven’s 3rd’…and 4th…and 5th…and of course…Beethoven’s Big Break!
[Thanks Bear!]

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!! OMG, win every time! : Mission totally Possible !!


For all those who have spent an afternoon at the Furby-claw-arcade-machine-thingy and not won even that ugly fake Furby that got in there somehow…have a baby.
You can then dress the baby like a Furby and it can become your very own sweetie-claw-arcade-machine-thingy, but with ears and DIMPLE-FINGERED CLAWS that grip better than those metal prongs.
You will win every time! [apart from the whole poopie peepie debacle and DIAPER DEBTS for life]
H#SHT#G_parents_=_winners

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!! OMG, So Sad: One Direction Little Things [TEEN WITCH FAN CLUB edit] !!


Oh dear, she’s so up-set.
I first thought the sound snippet at the beginning of the track was me when the police phoned me to tell me TAKE THAT had split up back in 1996.
Uggghhhh 🙁
Well even though OD have threatened to do a Take That-Style split, it hasn’t happened yet.
After my tear ducts dried up in late ’96, I’ve been making new tears for such an occasion…hence the bags under my eyes…they nearly burst when I heard this slow sad remix of ‘Little Things’
…nearly…not quite

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!! OMG, Llama meet Grama: Therapy Llamas !!

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This makes me wanna draw wrinkles on my face with a permanent marker and move to Washington.
These Llamas are bred to huggle old ladies and gents who don’t get out much 🙁

If I agree to be bred as a therapy Llama do I get to have a fierce haircut just like them? I’m not sure I’m trainable, I spit too much to be allowed around old folks, it’d be too much spit’n’dribble all in one sitting.
Old lady wearing fleecy floral turtle-neck:

“You can give them a nice hug and they even give you a kiss”

My eyes are spitting like an angry non-therapy Llama :'(
[via laughingsquid]

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