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!! OMG, Train that Tranny: Pony on the S-Bahn !!


Ewwww, somebody dropped their BRATWURST on the train and just left it there, tethered to a pole. Oh, my mistake, that’s not a German sausage, it’s a PONY-PALL on the S-Bahn in Berlin. He’s serving shy-dragqueen with his long bangs and high heels on.
“Naaaa-aaay”, oh sorry girl, ok, I take it back you’re not shy, your loud und fierce, stop naying at me poneesha!
[Thanks Blake!]

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!! OMG, Sweet Sweaters: Sexy Sweaters dot com !!

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Dem sweaters are super fun. I could [I sort of did] spend hours scrolling through these top-tions of sexy-sweaters.com.
My current favourites include:
Anna Nicole Smith with J. Howard Marshall
cartoon rainbow dolphins
Donatella Versace as ‘Moany’ Lisa
two pandas huggle-snuggling
…and a Pok√©mon flip between;
Pikachu [upturn] on a good day and Pikachu [downturn] on a not-so-good day
C-U-T-E

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!! OMG, Fluffer Puppers: Puppies in the Snow !!


These fellas are so fluffy they look FAT; it’s quite the tumble jumble up-in-here.
My dream man-boy would have one of these pups as a ball-sack, and we’d play a game called ‘TEA BAGS IN THE SNOW’…run and dunk…run and dunk…and roll.

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!! OMG, Heavenly Hamburgler: TRUST’s new video ‘Heaven’ !!


Ok, stop stuffing your turkey hole and suckling yule juice from a tankard.
You may remember a couple of weeks back THIS little old lady arrived in the post, and with [C]her she brought THIS wee video.
Above you can watch TRUST’s new video for ‘Heaven’, also directed by Petra Collins.
It features Robert Alfons as the Hamburglar [I think].
He begins by mixing up a big batch of tranimal juice, then there’s a power outage in burger joint. Once the first light of morn sparkles, Robert pops off on his break to go for a walk, but then he slips off bridge as he still has burger juice on the bottom of his feet. I know this sounds tragic in written form but it’s beautifully done.
This is my favourite song off the album, as it never fails to make me feel all mushy wushy squidgy widgey.

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!! OMG, A big Biatch of Yuletide logs: Christmas Gifs for one and all !!

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Even us Theistic Satanists love these. The Devil is a sucker for a CUTSIE CHRISTMAS GIF COMBO.
Click down derr to see more:
…and when you’re done, go get granny another glass of fortified wine; her diazepam is beginning to wear off and she’s starting to loose her Christmas spirit, not to mention the use of her bladder and her Christmas baubles.

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