The Big Bite is a pig-wrapped-in-pig abomination that could only have been dreamed up by the food fantasists at 7-11. God bless the United States of Bacon, and kudos to Gail at the Worleygig for this find.
That swollen, bloated, wispy comb-overed muppet Donald Trump said some pretty awful things about Mexican immigrants recently during his Presidential campaign speech:
“The U.S. has become a dumping ground for everybody else’s problems. When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.”
LOVELY! What a dick! Artist Dalton Ramirez decided to excorcise his anger in a creative way, by creating piñatas in the Trump’s likeness for Mexican citizens to take a baseball to! GENIUS! Put us down for 20!
Trump’s statements not only pissed off the Mexican people, but Spanish-language broadcaster Univision announced they would no longer be partnering with the Miss USA pageant, of which Trump is a producer.
“At Univision, we see first-hand the work ethic, love for family, strong religious values and the important role Mexican immigrants and Mexican-Americans have had and will continue to have in building the future of our country,” the company said in a statement.
And if Trump hadn’t pissed enough people off, here he is getting pwned by a CNN host who challenged his views on “traditional marriage” vs gay marriage (Trump’s been married three times…):
Chrissy Teigen was NOT feelin’ miss Iggy Azalea on the red carpet at the Billboard Awards this week. Check out Teigen’s reaction above!
Then there was the part of the night where she tripped a woman with her dress:
Will the legalization of Marijuana in Utah lead to STONER RABBITS?!
Yes! IF you ask Matt Fairbanks, a US Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) agent, who told a senate panel that rabbits have “already developed a taste for it” and warned that other animals would too.
Mr Fairbanks explained his “marijuana eradication team” had seen large crops of illegal pot grown on Utah mountainsides destroying the environment.
“I deal in facts, I deal in science,” said Mr Fairbanks, who has worked for the state for ten years.”
Matt deals in facts, people! Not some mumbo-jumbo, horse-feathery like those POTHEADS!
“The deforestation has left marijuana growths [and] rabbits that have cultivated a taste for the marijuana.
“One of them refused to leave us, and we took all the marijuana around him, but his natural instincts to run were somehow gone.”
…Annnnd the issue IS? Let those bunnies get stoned. They’re already out being promiscuous and fucking like rabbits! They’re already headed for Hell! I’m waiting for the other pin to drop here… a quote of something like “AND THEY WON’T STOP UNTIL THEY GET IT” at least… then we worry!
[via the telegraph]
68-year-old Ekaterina “The Punisher” Bilyik is one tough granny. She decided to undergo military training alongside military cadets forty years her junior because she wants to help Ukraine avoid another occupation. Let’s hope she doesn’t have to use that gun.
Watch her interview below:
(via Oddity Central)
Universal has gifted us with an incredible sequence of Zac Efron gifs which have made their way onto Tumblr this week. Check out baby otter Zefron showing-off after the jump!
Terrible news! Comedian Joan Rivers has been rushed to hospital in critical condition. Some info from The Daily Mail via TMZ:
The 81-year-old was having surgery on her vocal chords at a clinic in Manhattan when she suddenly stopped breathing during the procedure
She was rushed to Mount Sinai hospital, where doctors are believed to be frantically trying to save her life
Someone called 911 at 9:39 a.m. New York time, telling the dispatcher, ‘We have somebody in either cardiac or respiratory arrest’
The star’s daughter Melissa is en route to New York
Whether you love Joan or not or can handle her bad taste, this is awful news! She’s one of the long-standing comedy greats! We hope that she’s able to pull through and offend another day!