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!! OMG, things that exist: Edward Snowden and Jean-Michel Jarre have made a techno track together !!

NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden has collaborated with French electronic pioneer Jean-Michel Jarre to make sweet music on a techno track to be released this coming weekend.

The unusual team-up came about after Jarre was interviewed for the Guardian last year. He asked if he could be put in touch with Snowden, whose revelations about US government surveillance were published in the newspaper.Jarre had come up with a “hectic, obsessive techno track, trying to illustrate the idea of this crazy quest for big data on one side and the manhunt for this one young guy by the CIA, NSA and FBI on the other,” he explained, calling Snowden “an absolute hero of our times”.

‘Exit’ features Snowden’s voice (speaking, not singing) and appears on Jarre’s forthcoming album of collaborations, Electronica Volume II: The Heart Of Noise, alongside tracks featuring Pet Shop Boys, Jeff Mills, Cyndi Lauper and many more.

Werk it, whistleblower! Electronica Volume II is due on May 6. WTF.



!! OMG, quote of the day: Indonesian mayor says that instant noodles and canned milk makes your kids gay !!


Arief R Wismansyah, the mayor of Tangerang, isn’t here for LGBT people. Earlier this week during a pregnancy seminar he stated:

“To create Indonesian children that are healthy, smart, and competitive, the most important thing is, from the beginning, to provide them adequate nutrition, especially breastfeeding,” Wismansyah was quoted saying by Okezone.

He continued: “So, it’s no wonder that recently there are more LGBT,” referring to the increasing use of canned milk and similar products recently due to parents being busier nowadays.

That’s a face that has slurped a lot of Mister Noodles, so she should know – first-hand!

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!! OMG, 100 year-old Miami woman wakes up with exotic animal on her chest !!

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He’ll creep while you sleepin! A 99-year-old woman in Miami said she woke up to find an animal on her chest, according to a veterinarian caring for the unusual creature.

“I was awaken by a phone call at 2 a.m., which is never good news, and it was from my terrified mother-in-law,” said Carlos Aguaras. Aguaras said he rushed over, and found the animal that had terrified his mother-in-law.

The only other person in the home at the time was her live-in caregiver. Aguaras said the animal was in the attic when he arrived, and they lured it out with food. They got it inside a cage and brought it to Dr. Harris, who said he knew the animal belonged to someone.

“No undomesticated wild animal like this would curl up on a woman’s chest to go to sleep,” Dr. Harris explained. The animal, whose name is Banana, was being cared for at South Dade Animal Hospital, where the medical center operates, but will be reunited with its owner Wednesday morning.

First of all, Carlos, it’s ‘awoken’. Second of all, Honey Bear don’t give a fuck! And OF COURSE this shit would happen in Florida.