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!! OMG, the blood rave scene from BLADE will come to life this Halloween in Amsterdam !!


If you’re already dressing like a sexy, 90’s wharehouse raver from BLADE, then all you need to complete the look is a BLOODBATH! The world’s first ever “Blood Rave” is set to take place in Amsterdam this Halloween, spraying the dance floor with 5,000 liters, or 1,300 gallons, of blood!

“After a long search we have developed a special sprinkler system with pipes running across the ceiling and thus making us able to spray blood over the crowd. We’ve already tested it a number of times a substance resembling blood.”

Though they want to use real blood when the time comes.

“It is pushing the borders, but we want to see how far we can go.”

Real blood!? Hmmmmmm — You know, PrEP should really talk to these promoters (or dealers) about sponsoring this rave! A big marketing opportunity! Check out their Facebook event page for the rave HERE.



!! OMG, perfect for your next quinceañera! After immigration remarks, Mexico begins building piñatas in Donald Trump’s likeness !!


That swollen, bloated, wispy comb-overed muppet Donald Trump said some pretty awful things about Mexican immigrants recently during his Presidential campaign speech:

“The U.S. has become a dumping ground for everybody else’s problems. When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.”

LOVELY! What a dick! Artist Dalton Ramirez decided to excorcise his anger in a creative way, by creating piñatas in the Trump’s likeness for Mexican citizens to take a baseball to! GENIUS! Put us down for 20!

Trump’s statements not only pissed off the Mexican people, but Spanish-language broadcaster Univision announced they would no longer be partnering with the Miss USA pageant, of which Trump is a producer.

“At Univision, we see first-hand the work ethic, love for family, strong religious values and the important role Mexican immigrants and Mexican-Americans have had and will continue to have in building the future of our country,” the company said in a statement.

And if Trump hadn’t pissed enough people off, here he is getting pwned by a CNN host who challenged his views on “traditional marriage” vs gay marriage (Trump’s been married three times…):



!! OMG, bunnies and bongs: DEA agent claims legalizing marijuana in Utah will lead to STONER RABBITS! !!

Will the legalization of Marijuana in Utah lead to STONER RABBITS?!
Yes! IF you ask Matt Fairbanks, a US Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) agent, who told a senate panel that rabbits have “already developed a taste for it” and warned that other animals would too.

Mr Fairbanks explained his “marijuana eradication team” had seen large crops of illegal pot grown on Utah mountainsides destroying the environment.
“I deal in facts, I deal in science,” said Mr Fairbanks, who has worked for the state for ten years.”

Matt deals in facts, people! Not some mumbo-jumbo, horse-feathery like those POTHEADS!

“The deforestation has left marijuana growths [and] rabbits that have cultivated a taste for the marijuana.
“One of them refused to leave us, and we took all the marijuana around him, but his natural instincts to run were somehow gone.”

…Annnnd the issue IS? Let those bunnies get stoned. They’re already out being promiscuous and fucking like rabbits! They’re already headed for Hell! I’m waiting for the other pin to drop here… a quote of something like “AND THEY WON’T STOP UNTIL THEY GET IT” at least… then we worry!
[via the telegraph]