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!! OMG, bunnies and bongs: DEA agent claims legalizing marijuana in Utah will lead to STONER RABBITS! !!

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Will the legalization of Marijuana in Utah lead to STONER RABBITS?!
Yes! IF you ask Matt Fairbanks, a US Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) agent, who told a senate panel that rabbits have “already developed a taste for it” and warned that other animals would too.

Mr Fairbanks explained his “marijuana eradication team” had seen large crops of illegal pot grown on Utah mountainsides destroying the environment.
“I deal in facts, I deal in science,” said Mr Fairbanks, who has worked for the state for ten years.”

Matt deals in facts, people! Not some mumbo-jumbo, horse-feathery like those POTHEADS!

“The deforestation has left marijuana growths [and] rabbits that have cultivated a taste for the marijuana.
“One of them refused to leave us, and we took all the marijuana around him, but his natural instincts to run were somehow gone.”

…Annnnd the issue IS? Let those bunnies get stoned. They’re already out being promiscuous and fucking like rabbits! They’re already headed for Hell! I’m waiting for the other pin to drop here… a quote of something like “AND THEY WON’T STOP UNTIL THEY GET IT” at least… then we worry!
[via the telegraph]

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!! OMG, Joan Rivers, 81, in ‘critical condition after she stopped breathing during throat surgery’ !!

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Terrible news! Comedian Joan Rivers has been rushed to hospital in critical condition. Some info from The Daily Mail via TMZ:

The 81-year-old was having surgery on her vocal chords at a clinic in Manhattan when she suddenly stopped breathing during the procedure
She was rushed to Mount Sinai hospital, where doctors are believed to be frantically trying to save her life
Someone called 911 at 9:39 a.m. New York time, telling the dispatcher, ‘We have somebody in either cardiac or respiratory arrest’
The star’s daughter Melissa is en route to New York

Whether you love Joan or not or can handle her bad taste, this is awful news! She’s one of the long-standing comedy greats! We hope that she’s able to pull through and offend another day!

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!! OMG, Balearic bummer! Ibiza ravers are being sold BATH SALTS !!

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The Vengaboys better seriously check who they let sell to them on their Vengabus when they go to Ibiza this summer — because there has been a huge rise in ravers on club island being sold the BATH SALTS!
Yes, Bath Salts, AKA “Florida’s favourite drug” which gives you the munchies for the side of someone’s face flesh before you rip it off with your bare teeth whilst standing on the side of the highway someplace with no memory of doing any of it afterward.

Various Spanish and English news reports say that the chemical is causing severe health problems among users on the White Isle.
A nurse based in San Antonio told Diario De Ibiza that patients had to be restrained in their beds once admitted to hospital after taking the drug. She also said that it took up to eight police officers to hold down one man, who also bit one officer’s hand.
Too much MDPV can induce violent behaviour, paranoia and panic attacks. In other words, it can make you go pretty crazy, which is what seems to have been happening to some ravers who have taken it in Ibiza over the last week or so.

This is some proper DEAD ISLAND for Xbox type shit. If you’re headed to the Balearics, make sure you know what you’re buying before you go ballistic!
[via mixmag]

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