He’ll creep while you sleepin! A 99-year-old woman in Miami said she woke up to find an animal on her chest, according to a veterinarian caring for the unusual creature.
“I was awaken by a phone call at 2 a.m., which is never good news, and it was from my terrified mother-in-law,” said Carlos Aguaras. Aguaras said he rushed over, and found the animal that had terrified his mother-in-law.
The only other person in the home at the time was her live-in caregiver. Aguaras said the animal was in the attic when he arrived, and they lured it out with food. They got it inside a cage and brought it to Dr. Harris, who said he knew the animal belonged to someone.
“No undomesticated wild animal like this would curl up on a woman’s chest to go to sleep,” Dr. Harris explained. The animal, whose name is Banana, was being cared for at South Dade Animal Hospital, where the medical center operates, but will be reunited with its owner Wednesday morning.
First of all, Carlos, it’s ‘awoken’. Second of all, Honey Bear don’t give a fuck! And OF COURSE this shit would happen in Florida.
Posted by Sith TV on Wednesday, December 2, 2015
And no one punched him!
If you ride a Segway to begin with, you should be punished for being tacky! That’s IMO, but an opinion nonetheless! And Virgin Airlines feels the same, and recently announced they have banned all Segways from flights. Russell Crowe is pissed about this, and unleashed his Gladiator fury upon them via Twitter:
Is she running around in a piece of butt floss made from alien intestine? No. But It’s also been almost 40 years, sewww… enjoy your STAR WARS sequel and zip it, nerds!
..speaking of gingers, Blohan joined Duran Duran on stage for her cracky rendition of DANCEPHOBIA at O2 arena! When 2015 has had enough of you, travel back in time to the 1980’s and maybe they’ll take ya!