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!! OMG, 100 year-old Miami woman wakes up with exotic animal on her chest !!

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He’ll creep while you sleepin! A 99-year-old woman in Miami said she woke up to find an animal on her chest, according to a veterinarian caring for the unusual creature.

“I was awaken by a phone call at 2 a.m., which is never good news, and it was from my terrified mother-in-law,” said Carlos Aguaras. Aguaras said he rushed over, and found the animal that had terrified his mother-in-law.

The only other person in the home at the time was her live-in caregiver. Aguaras said the animal was in the attic when he arrived, and they lured it out with food. They got it inside a cage and brought it to Dr. Harris, who said he knew the animal belonged to someone.

“No undomesticated wild animal like this would curl up on a woman’s chest to go to sleep,” Dr. Harris explained. The animal, whose name is Banana, was being cared for at South Dade Animal Hospital, where the medical center operates, but will be reunited with its owner Wednesday morning.

First of all, Carlos, it’s ‘awoken’. Second of all, Honey Bear don’t give a fuck! And OF COURSE this shit would happen in Florida.

!! OMG, this sexy street juggler stopped traffic !!

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And no one punched him!


!! OMG, Russell Crowe throws baby tantrum on Twitter after Virgin Airlines bans Segways from all flights !!


If you ride a Segway to begin with, you should be punished for being tacky! That’s IMO, but an opinion nonetheless! And Virgin Airlines feels the same, and recently announced they have banned all Segways from flights. Russell Crowe is pissed about this, and unleashed his Gladiator fury upon them via Twitter:

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