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!! OMG, treestruction and heartbreak: About Group's 'All is not Lost' !!
Environmental artist Henrik Håkansson uses footage of condemned exploding trees and 'butterflutters'-in-flight from his own project, 'Symptoms Of The Universe Studies' for About Group's latest single 'All is not Lost' from their second album due out in July.
NOWNESS spoke to [plus Hot Chip] frontman Alexis Taylor about his top 5 heartbreak songs, and how he went about writing this particular track:
"[the song is] almost like a modern-day 12-bar blues or gospel equivalent, that you can hear in Monica's "The Boy Is Mine," "Love Don't Cost A Thing" by Jennifer Lopez, "It's Not Right But It's Okay" by Whitney Houston and almost every R. Kelly ballad on the album R."
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 24, 2013
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!! OMG, Korean is believan: Ji Yeo's 'The Beauty' !!
You may or may not have seen the recent article going around about a former model in South Korea who -when refused further facial procedures by her doctors- took to injecting what was essentially cooking oil into her face, which resulted in the most unfortunate BLUMPKIN PUMPKIN Halloween hot mess you ever did see!
According to visual artist Ji Yeo's website; in 2010 South Korea was the country with the world's highest per capita rate of cosmetic plastic surgery.
You can see Yeo's NSFW photographs -subtitled 'Beauty Recovery Room'- after the jump, which were taken in attempt to highlight the unnecessary risk of multiple generally-anesthetised cosmetic procedures which have become the norm for women in South Korean society.
Ji Yeo also partook in a performance where she appeared in public in nude-tone undergarments with a sign that read:
"I want to be perfect. Draw on me. Where should I get plastic surgery?"
My suggestion [?]...she should get her head removed and give it to that poor Mrs Pumpkin headed lady.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 24, 2013
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!! OMG, visiting hours are so over!: Visit Furry Creek !!
As you all know 'The Face of Furry Creek' is due to air on OUT.TV Canada from June 3rd.
"People say our beautiful precinct is serene"...SERENE? that drop-shoulder top that Liz is wearing is anything BUT serene; all tones of serene-less salmon peach melba tangerine floral failure!
Looking like the weatherman who got fired and that Prozac-munching lady who used to do Breakfast TV until she was caught snorting Lucky Charms cereal hoops, newscasters Mario and Brenda are giving us all kinds of small town reportage from the muggy depths of the Furry Creek.
There is only one question I have on my greasy flaky sock-puppet lips; who will be THE FACE OF FURRY CREEK?...that and also, can I buy that backing tune on Itunes because that ludicrous synthesized horn-blast and xylophone combo is totally giving me the crump-cramps, I just can't stop twerking to it now!
Visit Furry Creek HERE and stay tuned for further tit-bits and squiggly-pops from the various Faeces of Furry Crack over the next few weeks.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 24, 2013
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!! OMG, Kat-erwauling: Zebra Katz' 'DRKLNG' !!
I just found out they have wi-fi in purgatory, because I just died [I choked on a stripy Zebra-Kat hair-ball actually] due to the fact that her thighs spread just like a Meow-mix-tape entitled 'DRKLNG' which you to can have listen through your head-holes over at PITCHFORK. below.
...Speaking of which, IMMA just READ the purgatory menu and the only available items are deviled eggs or semolina...all mushed together.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Thursday, May 23, 2013
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!! OMG, it's Tan Mom....bitch!: Tanning Mom's 'It's Tan Mom!' !!
Looking like she may have been squirting the SPF60 up her crusty brown nose, Tan Mom forgot to learn the words but shut up whatever, so she'll just mash her CORN KERNEL TEETHYPOOPS till it's all over and then shush 'cos she's a mom or whatever!
Is she the sun's mom or something, like she's come down to earth to promote, as she puts it "seeing her goodies brown" [I was just sick through my nose]?!
"Hotter than Octomom", yeah hun, only cos you pushed a sunshine out of your BACON 'BITS'N'BITES' CRUSTY FLAPS; it takes a while to cool down from those kind of first-degree labour skabs!
[via jezebel]
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
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!! OMG, "sure it leaves a stain": Jiz' broken 'Hymen in her Thighs' !!
Featuring Tracy Chapman in her 'Fast Car', Kimber has a NSFW pony-puss-problem and so she 'shuts up and drives' away from 'Jiz and the Mammograms' only to 'shut up and drive' back and perform a remake of Riri's 'Diamonds' entitled 'Hymens':
"I'll break your soul I'll make your cry / I'll call you fat with the face of Bill Nye / You got a lazy eye and cellulite I'll break you like the hymen in your thighs"
...giving barf-day girl Cher some comeback competition !
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Monday, May 20, 2013
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!! OMG, SUPER TROOPERS: Jamil Hellu's 'Guardians of the Golden Gate' !!
"With my series...I invite my subjects to create fictitious superhero characters...[an] opportunity to express themselves [and construct] a unique character inspired by personal ideas around mythology and superhero archetypes. _Jamil Hellu"
Click below to see a selection of my favourites from the series, including a character that I call 'Super Cute Bear' with a super power of just super cuteness, a girl dressed as a cupcake -"she will ice a bitch"- and my personal favourite; a guy sporting crutches and one single Ugg-shoe...I'm calling him 'High Priestess UggGoddess', I guess maybe his super power is when he points his crutches at objects and people they suddenly become UGLY, LIGHTWEIGHT AND PRACTICAL on-the-spot...complete arch-nemesis from hell, impossible to defeat!
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Tuesday, May 14, 2013
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!! OMG, the morning after: Berghain After Hours !!
With one of the most incredible sound systems known to man, Berlin's Berghain which inhabits a defunct power station at the border between Kreuzberg and Friedrichshain in Berlin is THE techno mecca, with a door-whore who is a notoriously fussy little bear indeed; think Gandalf's "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" combined with Detox' "I"VE HAD IT...OFFICIALLY"; dressed as a leather-vested teddy bear...I know, right?!
As part of Culture:City, an exhibition at Berlin's Akademie der Künste -which celebrates the driving forces of art and culture upon architecture and planning- Steffen Köhn let a few very lucky animals loose in Berghain's techno temple, as the afterhours daylight streamed through the towering window panes.
Follow the jump for stills from the film, not to be confused with the promo shots for Berghain's monthly bestiality night entitled 'Care Bears', where they release pastel piss-sprayed polar bears into the club and see where the weekend takes them...
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Monday, May 13, 2013
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!! OMG, lady shady shade: Alexis Colby and Dominique Devereaux serve it up !!
Now that '..Drag Race' has reached the finish line, we are all gasping for a sip of tea, and these couple of bitches are brewing a steaming pot of loose leaf EARL GAY:
Kevin sent me this a couple of days back with the heading 'Dynasty Shade Fest', which I think about sums it all up, these bitches are throwing the best kind of shade, that is rich privileged fur-clad lady shady shade, apart from the other best type of shade which is LAMP-SHADE, of which there are none in this scene, just lots of well tended to indoor tropical plant shades.
[thanks Kevin & Margot]
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Wednesday, May 8, 2013
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!! OMG, hazmaterial girl: 'Back To The Future' by Mazen Abusrour !!
This maintenance lady is fiiiiiii-eeerce!
She's like some sort of system's analyst or DRAG SCHOOL JANITOR or something, and these are all sorts of hazmat suits and those heels are to protect against chemical spills or something conservative like that, oh the vizor ? that's purely practical, just in case something steams in her eyes, it's protocol in the future to look this fashion forward...or backwards I guess, it being the future and all.
Jump in to see the remainder of Abusrour's editorial for Bespoke magazine.
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posted by Duncan Alexander on Tuesday, May 7, 2013
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